Monday, October 6, 2014

Premier League Game 7 - Tottenham 1 Southampton 0


Nearest Covering Defender is the Out-of-Focus one in the Background

From the depths of our meltdown, it’s now been recognized that we are a decent side and we do have some decent players.  This good news has obviously travelled to Europe as three of our players got their first ever call ups to the senior squads.  Graziano Pellè is in the Italy squad for the first time at the age of 29 and at one year older, José Fonte has got the call from the new Portugal manager.  To be fair, he had a better chance under the new manager as this guy has actually heard of him.   The biggest miracle of all though is that Roy Hodgson called up Nathaniel Clyne having finally realised that after 2 years of evidence, he’s our best right back.  Clyney now has a chance to prove that he’s better than the injured Glen Johnson which he should be able to do, just by putting a pass to a team mate or knowing what defending actually is.  The call-ups for the other two are equally pleasing though, especially for José, having been with us from League 1 days.  Graziano is in despite having been written off by some of our more knowledgeable supporters a whole 6 games ago.

Today we travel to White Hart Lane to play against a Pochettino led Tottenham who are so far proving to be the same as always with aspirations of a top 4 finish which they won’t get this season as long as Mauricio has a hole in his arse.  Home defeats already by West Brom and Liverpool in a distinctly average start and the natives, not to mention Daniel Levy, won’t be best pleased if they lose again today.  A piece came out in a newspaper this week about the circumstances of his move to Spurs and it didn’t paint Pochettino or Levy in a particularly good light.  To be honest,, whether the article was true or not, I don’t give a shite any more.  Bollocks to them.  We’ve moved on and they’re welcome to eachother.

Team news and we are as we were with just the one chance to the squad from the QPR game with Florin Gardos replacing Jason McCarthy on the bench where he was joined by Corky and Shane Long and in his last appearance before we find someone else who can do something apart from run in a straight line, Emmanuel Mayuka.

As was the trademark for Pochettino’s last team, Spurs started well and soon won a corner as Rose tried to manhandle his way past Tadic.  The corner was met by Vertonghen who looped a header towards goal but Bertrand easily cleared off the line.

Our first chance came on 8 minutes as we worked down the right hand side and Pellè crossed low.  Naughton played an airshot and the ball fell to Mané but the full back got back to block his sidefooted effort.  The next Saints chance came on 20 minutes as Mané isolated the Naughton and ran at him, crossing low and Morgan and Graziano managed to get in eachothers way so neither got a shot in and the ball bobbled through to Lloris in apologetic fashion.

I quite like Danny Rose as a player but he’s a horrible little shit and he proves it by cynically scything though Tadic and picking up a yellow card.  Ryan Bertand, who almost seems too nice at times, is a fraction late on Naughton on the other side and gets the same but Naughton is unlucky and can’t continue to be replaced by Dier.

When Spurs got the ball down they were looking dangerous and Lamela and Eriksen played a 1-2 to send Lamela running through our midfield.  A pot shot from 30 yards was tipped wide by Fraser down low to his left.  With Spurs getting up a bit of a head of steam, we needed our midfield to shut things down a bit but every time Big Vic went near a player and muscled him off the ball, Mike Jones’ whistle went and Spurs got a free kick.  We were getting penned in a bit and personally I was hoping we’d get to half time at 0-0 but sods law says that as soon as you start thinking that way, it all goes tits up.  Rose lobbed a ball forward, Adebayor controlled and turned and galloped down the left, into Chadli, out to Eriksen and bang, through Alderweireld’s legs, bottom corner, no chance for Fraser, 1-0, fuck off.  It’s a good goal to be fair though if you’re being hyper-critical you may think that Alderweireld should have thrown himself at Eriksen to try and block it.

There was no time to worry about that as we lost the ball upfield and they broke on us again and Chadli picked up an Adebayor pass, bundled past Fonte and was clean through on Fraser.  As he fired past him we all waited for the net to bulge but we got lucky as the ball smacked the inside of the post and came back out again.  Having survived that we won a free kick through Manè up the other end and Tadic had a go from 30 yards but though his effort was on target, Lloris got down to save.  Later replays showed that some pace was taken off the free kick by a handball on the edge of the wall.  Never mind ref!  Half time and 1-0 down and not really playing well.  The free kick at the end aside, our set pieces had been bloody awful and with Pellè getting no service whatsoever, it was hard to see where we’d get a goal from.

Saints started the second half well and on 51 minutes, Steve Davis played a ball to Tadic who put Mané through with just Kaboul in between him and Lloris.  Across came Kaboul and won the ball with a strong challenge which wasn’t a foul in my eyes but the ref gave it which was consistent in his approach to the Big Vic challenges earlier.  He’s the last man so he has to go surely but the ref only flashed a yellow card.  Unless the rules have changed and I’m not aware of it, a foul with no covering defender, stopping a goalscoring chance is a straight red card for fucks sake.  It’s a law of the game and there’s no interpretation necessary.  Another defender who may be able to intervene is the only interpretation that a ref can put on it, otherwise it’s black and white.  Kaboul is the last man, he’s fouled him, there’s no one else near, he has to go. Like I said, I don’t think it was even a foul but he has to go once the ref has deemed it as a foul.  Harsh or otherwise, he has to go.  Saints have a tendency (which I don’t particularly like) of surrounding the referee and making sure he’s aware of the issues surrounding a foul on one of our players but we weren’t here, possibly because it was soft.  Kaboul though, should be off the pitch and the ref should be held to account because he isn’t.  Needless to say, we fucked up the free kick.

Spurs aren’t attacking much but when they do they look dangerous, either through the pace of Chadli or though the fact that Fraser is having a bit of a mare and everything is bouncing off him including an Eriksen cross which thumps off his chest and bounces to safety.  Just after the hour mark and we’re gifted a chance to equalize as Pellè’s flick from a throw in goes to Kaboul who produces a shockingly shit volleyed slice along the ground to edge of the box and Big Vic steams in, connects well but it’s too close to Lloris who palms it aside so another major stroke of luck for Kaboul.

For twenty minutes we huff and puff without producing clear chances.  Ronald has thrown the dice and brought on Long for Big Vic and gone 4-4-2 but most of the action concerns Sadio Mané.  Firstly he takes on Eric Dier and goes down holding his face when he’s been caught in the chest.  I fucking hate that shit and I hope someone has a word.  You’ve won the free kick so don’t be a wanker and try to get someone sent off.  Shane Long puts Bertand away on the left and he fires in a wonderful low cross to the onrushing Mané who only has to make contact but his right footed effort barely makes contact from 6 yards out and instead of a certain goal conceded, Spurs have a goal kick.  Fucking hell it’s bad.  It isn’t happening today and all that did happen in the last 10 minutes was Tadic getting booked for fouling Danny Rose who has been kicking lumps out of Tadic all game.  Oh the irony.

And so it came to pass that our 6 game winning run came to an end.  Bugger.  It was an odd sort of game in truth with plenty of midfield scuffling and short on goalmouth incident.  On balance of play you might say a draw would have been a fair result but if pushed to pick one team or other that deserved to win, you’d have to say Spurs.  Against that you could point out that we didn’t get the rub regarding the refereeing with the Kaboul non-red card being the most obvious of a few decisions we didn’t get.  It’s about taking your chances though and Spurs scored when they were on top and we had a solid gold chance to equalize during our best spell and blew it horribly.

The most disappointing thing for me was that we knew exactly how Spurs were going to play as per Pochettino’s blueprint but we didn’t take a leaf out of the book of the teams who were decent against us last year.  We didn’t break quickly when we won the ball and we didn’t turn defence into attack quickly through accurate long balls to the wingers or Pellè.  Koeman tried something different by going 4-4-2 but in my opinion it should have been Davis who came off instead of Big Vic as the big man and Morgan can maintain dominance in midfield on their own and Davo is hardly a goal threat.

Ronald was left to defend Sadio Mané in his post match interview which he shouldn’t need to do and he had a little comment about the Anti-Pochettino chanting which will of course get sensationalised in every article you see written about the game.  Pochettino for his part said all the right things but that’s easy to do when you’ve won.  Also, he probably meant something else but the interpreter wasn’t around to make sure.  For what it’s worth I thought Spurs were bang average but to be fair to them, the stopped us from playing and found a way to win.  So, it’s 5 one goal defeats from 5 meetings with Spurs in the Premier League – bastards.  Rest assured that I still hate Spurs and Levy and I still desperately want to finish above them but today has shown me how difficult that might be. Sing yer own fucking song though you dicks.

You won’t get any doom and gloom from me.  We’ve had an off game and we still could have easily got a point from it and we’ve dropped down to 3rd in the Premier League table with Chelsea, Manchester City and North Devon United making up the top 4.  It’s not a bad place to be.  Next up is the international break and following that it’s another one of our bogey sides Sunderland at home.  We’ve failed to end the Spurs jinx but it’s certainly time too end the Sunderland one and it’ll have the added bonus of annoying that arsehole Poyet.

Keep the faith.




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