Wednesday, December 30, 2020

Premier League Match 16 - Southampton 0 West Ham 0


Richard, I'm Blaming You for Putting Shane Long on.

Now for one of the games that we never win, against West Ham. It doesn’t even matter what ground the game is played in as we always lose and we’re always shite and they always beat us the same way, home or away. What they have done over the past few years is play on our soft centre and have two big guys up front, one of whom is Michail Antonio who for two games a season turns into a cross between Usain Bolt, Mike Tyson and prime Brazilian Ronaldo and we go home with nothing. Jack Stephens in particular has had nightmares against Antonio in the past and he is certain to be starting today so hopefully, he can erase some of those nightmares.

West Ham are finally having the season that they should’ve had in each of the last two seasons, with the money that they’ve spent finally being translated into an acceptable level of performance on the pitch. They have good players all over the pitch, the pick of them being Declan Rice who seems to be a certain starter for England in Euro 2021. They have bought well in the last year also with Jarrod Bowen proving to be a good signing from Hull and Thomas Soucek becoming a bit of a goalscoring midfielder and forming a good partnership with Rice.  Coufal at right back is decent and complimented by the always consistent Aaron Cresswell on the left. Strong central defenders in Ogbonna and Balbuena and with the aforementioned threat upfront, they are a handful. Antonio hasn’t been fit for the last couple of months but you just know he’s going to be back… you just know it. David Moyes has had a long managerial career and you can be fairly sure that he is not going to change anything about the way the West Ham normally play against us.

Saints will at least be boosted by the return of Oriol Romeu from suspension and it will be interesting to see what happens regarding who partners Che Adams upfront.  Danny Ings has been seen in the training photographs but you wouldn’t expect him to start so I really hope that it is Theo Walcott and not the Irish Papa Waigo.  An advantage that we have today is that we have had an extra day to recover, three days as opposed to their two. That should of course, work in our favour.

Kick off approaches and the teams are announced as so is the fact that Ralph is at home with a Covid positive family member.  I have a nightmare that it’ll be Kelvin Davis in charge but a pre-match interview with Ralph, from his toilet by the look of it, confirms that the main man pitchside today is Richard Kitzbichler.  There are sure to be some interesting pronunciations of that from the Amazon Prime commentary team.  As it turns out, Danny Ings starts, Romeu is back and Djenepo comes in for Armstrong.  Moyes has shuffled his pack at West Ham, I assume because of the turnaround so it Fredericks and Dawson coming into the defence and Antonio is on the bench where he will hopefully stay.  Sebastien Haller is up and even he usually scores against us.

I feel that Saints need to start the game pretty well because with all their changes, West Ham are going to be a little bit tentative to start with. We do make a bright start with JWP playing a ball over Cresswell to where Adams is looking suspiciously offside so there’s not much excitement as He chips the ball to Ings, who produces a superb touch to nip in between Dawson and Ogbonna before passing it into the net. I’m absolutely convinced that this is going to get given us off side so there’s no point in getting excited despite the fact it was a brilliant finish and sure enough they put a still on the TV and check - Adams looks offside but then you look across the line to Fredericks at right back and all of a sudden it looks fucking close as their feet are in line but as is always the case, the forward is leaning towards the goal and so it’s one of the good old armpit offsides.

Saints are pressing well and are the better side without creating much.  Walcott is a threat but no one else aside from KWP is really providing any sort of threat.  35 minutes gone and we build again down the right hand side through KWP and he finds Walcott who puts in a good ball into the middle, where Ings tries to flick into the net but it’s saved by Fabianski. The replay proves that this would’ve been fucking offside as well.

West Ham begin to show as the half draws to a close and Yarmolenko gets down their right, gets to the by-line and chips the ball across to where Fornals knocks it back and Fredericks meets it but his header is somewhere between garbage and pathetic and just plops straight down at McCarthy when he really should’ve scored.

A West Ham corner provides a talking point a few minutes later as Adams competes with Dawson in the air and when the ball drops, Dawson takes a swing at it to try and smash it at goal but instead of kicking the ball, he manages to kick Adams head. Che reacts by literally pulling a bit of a face and then getting up, rubbing the back of his head and getting on with it. It’s just one of those moments that makes you think what would happen if Bruno Fernandes, Jack Grealish, Son Heung Min or Mo Salah had been on the receiving end of it.  Air ambulances and priests reading the last rights and all sorts.

There is a minor scare just before half-time as West Ham produce a decent bit of football down the left hand side and when the cross comes over, JWP mis-controls and Lanzini turns and shoots well over the bar. It’s the last action of a half that has been pretty woeful from a footballing perspective. Not much spark from either side and just flat. The worry is that you look at the players that West Ham have got on the bench and you know that Bowen, Benrahma and Antonio are going to come on at some point.

Saints have a decent piece of possession at the start of the second-half but it’s all very slow and we work it from the left hand side over to the right and Walcott puts in a couple of crosses before finding Romeu who takes a swing and hits it and there's momentary heightening of the excitement level until you realise that the ball is exiting the earths atmosphere.

Che Adams has not had a great game but can be grateful that his head is still attached to his shoulders and he is the first one to be hauled off and there’s obviously been some interference down the line from Ralph’s toilet flush or something because Kitzbichler is bringing Shane Long on. "What’s the fucking point of that when you need a goal?" is the question that springs to mind.

Jack Stephens is playing well at the back, doing his best to step into Vestergaard’s Size 28 shoes with regards to passing the ball. There are a couple of pings over the top of the full-back to KWP which worked and then he feeds one along the ground and finds Walcott about 40 yards out and he turns and advances a bit before drilling a shot that Fabianski has to save. Theo has been our one bright spark up front this game is getting better all the time. To illustrate this, Walcott picks up the ball from Romeu, runs at the defenders, gets tackled by Rice and KWP ends up hitting a left foot shot which is comfortably saved.

Having sent on Benrahma and Bowen, we are treated to the sight of Antonio warming up. Fucking sit back down. In the meantime, Saints bring on Armstrong for Djenepo who has in truth contributed very very little but there’s been a change in the general direction of play now and West Ham are looking by far the most likely team to score. Soucek looks like he’s going to get a shot away but while he was waiting for the ball to come down, Bertrand nips in to produce a very good clearance. 

There in five minutes to go when Antonio starts the move and sends Bowen away down the left and his cross into the box causes chaos and Jack Stephens heads the ball straight up in the air and when it comes down, Benrahma and he manages to work enough space to blast in a shot from 6 yards but luckily, Alex McCarthy has thrown the big star shaped thing and it hits him and we managed to clear it. Jack certainly owes Macca a pint for that one.

The final action of the game kind of sums it up with West Ham getting a free kick about 35 yards out on the right wing and instead of putting it into the box where they have been creating opportunities because we don’t seem to know how to defend free kicks in wide areas, they play it backwards and then by the time the cross comes into the box, the final whistle has gone to end a very average tired looking game.

Christ that was tough to watch. In truth, we shot our bolt in the first 20 minutes and when we didn’t score it was always gonna be difficult from that point on. Unlike the Fulham game a few days ago, I am happy to get out of that with a point. I thought David Moyes managed his resources very well, picking a team to contain us in the first half and then throwing on Bowen, Benrahma and Antonio to try and win it in the second half and to be honest, they probably should’ve done. The fact that they didn’t win it was down to a superb save from Alex McCarthy.

Saints were blowing out their arses for the second half with some players looking in desperate need of a break. Che Adams was playing like he didn’t know what day it was, even before he got an accidental boot in the head accidentally from Craig Dawson. Ryan Bertrand looked like he was running through treacle the whole game and was tackling like a tired player with no composure. Overall, the defence was pretty solid apart from the one mistake near the end and deserved another clean sheet. Whenever we give away free kicks in our half though we do look like a complete accident waiting to happen. We never clear the ball, it’s either offside or it’s a very good chance of scoring for the opposition.  We are getting away with it but it seems to be more by luck than judgment.


Theo Had a Great Game Despite This Reaction to the Covid Vaccine

Our best players were both playing down the right hand side with KWP and Walcott being the only ones who really caused West Ham any problems from a defensive point of view. Walcott in particular seem to be carrying the attacking threat on his own for large periods of the games with Adams out of sorts and Djenepo basically just existing over on the left wing without actually contributing very much. It was undoubtedly a massive bonus to have Danny Ings on the pitch and for him to complete the 90 minutes but he is not up to full speed yet, though he did show an absolutely filthy touch to take out the two West Ham central defenders before scoring the goal that was disallowed for offside against Adams, and offside which was a hell of a lot closer than I initially thought it was. In an ideal world, Danny would’ve been saved and brought on as a sub but you can see why he started. Shane Long was our first substitute off the bench and it was quite frankly embarrassing. The concept of bringing him on to add fresh legs was a complete waste of time because he didn’t add any impetus whatsoever. There was one incident where we’d been under pressure for a period of time in our own half and we actually managed to turn West Ham round and Fredericks was in his own corner and facing the wrong way and all Shane had to do was not foul him and we would’ve won a throw right next to the corner flag but oh no, he just cluelessly ran through the back of him.  Maybe a youngster would do that with over enthusiasm but an experienced pro?  Really? I was absolutely swearing my fucking head off and I reckon I can pretty much guarantee that Ralph was doing the same at home in his toilet.

I imagine that for the neutral this was a pretty desperate game but it’s too many games being played into short space of time and in Saints case in particular, our squad is not big enough to cover it. It’s no coincidence that we have started to look tired with a combination of our style of play, our small squad and playing two games a week for the first time this season.  We need another left back in the January window even if it’s just to try to give Bertrand a break from time to time and in my opinion we also need an alternative to Ings and Adams for the same reason, if none of Tella, and N’Lundulu and Obafemi are thought to be up to the task.  The lack of form being shown by Armstrong, Redmond and Djenepo must also be a slight cause for concern.

Another thing that occurred to me today that Mohammed Salisu has not played football for ten months. He hasn’t played for the B team and he hasn’t make it onto the pitch in any of our last five matches. We could have a scenario where one of the central defenders gets injured in between now and the Liverpool game and he has to make his debut marking Mo Salah. Hopefully it won’t come to that.

As mentioned, Liverpool at home is our first game of 2021 and it definitely is one where anything we get is a bonus. Overall, 2020 has been a good year for Southampton Football Club in terms of progress on the pitch and they shouldn’t be forgotten even though the last couple of results have been slightly disappointing. We will get back to winning ways soon (but maybe not next week) and a quick look at the league table sees us 3 points off 3rd place so it’s pretty good really.

Happy New Year.  Up the Fucking Saints!


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