Friday, September 23, 2016

League Cup 3rd Round - Southampton 2 Crystal Palace 0


Saints Academy Scores. Skate Looks to Heavens

As we are officially one of the big clubs now, we don't have to play in round two of the League Cup but around three is here and now we have a home game against Crystal Palace. The usual guessing games have been going on as to how seriously each manager is it going to take the competition so on the face of it, based on the team sheets, it appears that the Palace are taking it a lot more seriously than we are. They have one young player in their side and everyone else is an experienced pro.  Sure, some of them are not in their Premier League side like Mutch and Sako but they have players like Cabaye and Zaha so it's certainly going to be tough for a Saints side containing both of the midfield circus midgets in Reed and Clasie and also Jake Hesketh who now looks like he's beefed up to about eight stone from the six stone that he weighed when he made his debut two years ago. We have our reserve fullbacks in the team and Maya gets a chance ahead of the rested Virgil. Charlie Austin is given a start up front with Shane Long, with Redmond and Tadic the forward options on the bench.
  
The ground looks less than half full as we kick off but we start well as José brings it forward unchallenged a threads a pass inside the huge wardrobe that is Sako and into Martina’s path.  His low cross finds Austin but the flag has gone up before he makes a bollocks of it and pokes it wide.

The aftermath of the attack is that Scott Dann is on the floor and he has to go off to be replaced with Kelly who is a full back by trade.  Their defence was looking susceptible against the pace of Long anyway and now it was only more so.  Another ball in from Martina was intercepted by Kelly but with the proverbial first touch further than most people can kick it.  His idea of atoning for his error was to lunge after the ball only to find that Shane had got inbetween him and the ball so he carted through Long in order to get to the ball.  Penalty.  To be honest, there weren’t too many complaints from Palace and with Dusan on the bench, Charlie Austin had no one to fight with for the penalty.  Up he stepped to roll it into the left bottom corner as Hennessy went the other way.  I don’t like penalties like this cos if he goes the right way then he saves it easily but no matter, we are 1-0 up and Charlie’s on the mark for the third game in a row.

There isn’t a response from Palace and instead we go close again with Targett firing over a ball and Hesketh getting up well to flick a header wide but Hennessy makes a sprawling save anyway.  Palace show up for the first time and it’s created (sort of) by Zaha who takes time off from arguing with Skate Ward and shagging the Sunderland manager’s daughter and sees his shot blocked out as far as Cabaye who shoots wide first time.

We are popping the ball about very nicely and the two players standing out are Reed and Hesketh with Reed winning every tackle aside from the one where he ran into the Wardrobe Sako and bounced off him.  Hesketh slides a perfect ball through to Austin and he tries to lift it over Hennessy but he gets a hand up to make a really good save.  Having got away with that one, Fryers and Sako combine too give us the ball again and Martina gets played through once more by Hesketh but when he needed to pull out the ‘outside of the boot’ finish, Cucucao Cuco lashed it across and narrowly missed the far post.

We have yet another chance to increase the lead before half time and once again Hesketh is the architect, playing Long in behind Kelly and he skips round Hennessy on the edge of the box and with his left foot, rolls it towards the open goal but even the snail paced Delaney is going to et back before that reaches the goal and he duly does.  Hlaf time and it’s hard to believe that Palace won’t do more in the 2nd half and maybe throw on Benteke and either Townshend or Puncheon.  I look forward to Benteke going up for a header against Reedor Clasie.

There’s quarter of an hour of nothing at the start of the second half before Charlie Austin is replaced with Redmond which is going to give us even more pace against their slow defence.  Targett has a shot blocked before we build again from the back.  There’s good work by Clasie and he finds JWP.  A quick exchamnge with Long and JWP puts his through behind Kelly and Skate Ward but Hennessy is out to stop him again but the ball falls free to Hesketh who sweeps it first time left footed into the net.  Get in.  It’s fucking great when one of the youngsters scores.

Palace bring on Benteke and Punch for the Wardrobe and Mutch who have both been complete turd and start going long up towards the big man.  If he’s on the edge of our penalty area then José and Maya compete with him and usually win it and if he’s further out then they let him win it unchallenged and just take the ball off of Wickham who is shite and couldn’t be less interested if he tried.  There is one moment of almost danger as benteke wins a header by the penalty spot and José’s header to McCarthy is a bit short.  Wickham should get there but he sees the keeper coming and takes his eye off it and the ball just plops into McCarthy’s lap.

Hojbjerg is on for Hesketh who gets a standing ovation for his trouble and Redmond, who has again played well since he’s been on, cut in from the left and brought a good save out of Hennessy with a curled effort.

The referee put Palace out of their misery and so ended a very satisfactory night’s work. It wasn't just the win that was good but the manner with which it was achieved and the players who were used to achieve it.  For the first time that I have seen the style of play seemed to really click with short snappy passing into the feet of strikers who simply laid the ball back into midfield before spinning in behind the defenders. It seemed to work really well and the lack of panic when playing out of defence was also a feature. With Tadic not even on the pitch until the last couple of minutes and Boufal waiting in the wings, there certainly could be exciting times ahead. Right now though we need a striker other than Austin to be hitting the net as well.
  
Jake Hesketh will take all the headlines because he scored and he will probably make Garth Crooks team of the week purely because he scored. He had a really good game in other areas as well but in my opinion, the best player on the pitch for Saints was Harrison Reed who was absolutely outstanding and proved in one game that he is more than capable of playing in the Premier League. Sure he got knocked out by that big fat oaf Sako but that guy could run into a fucking rhinoceros and knock it over. There were good performances all over the pitch. Martina was his usual entertaining self and Targett did very well against Wilfried Zaha on our left. The two centre backs were commanding throughout and Yoshida manage to have a good game without his usual catastrophe somewhere along the line. I was particularly impressed with the way Jose and Maya handled Benteke when he came on.
  
Whilst the midfield was quite possibly the smallest and lightest midfield ever, they competed well and it was nice to see Clasie actually play 90 minutes though he did somewhat disappear for the last 20. JWP was putting himself about strongly and it was a superbly weighted ball through to Shane Long which resulted in the second goal. Upfront, Charlie Austin looked dangerous though he did miss a couple of chances and Shane long did everything but score, running the Palace defence ragged.
  

Palace were abysmally shit, really, really uninspired and dull. Considering the starting 11 that they had out which contained just one young player, they were terrible, showing both a lack of application and a lack of ability. We saw better players at the bottom of League 1 than Jordan Mutch who just ambled about and got beaten in every challenge he went for, even by the midgets.  Connor Wickham was similar as well and I thought he was supposed to be this big rough bully of a centre forward but he played like an eight-year-old getting totally bullied out of absolutely everything. Because we had a very little height in the team I was expecting us to get absolutely battered at set pieces and the like but Palace never really got close enough to our goal to cause us any problems. Pardew of course  managed to deflect attention away from the fact of the Palace were shocking by moaning about the penalty award which he apparently didn't see and TV replays weren't conclusive for him but 'Shane has a reputation'.  What the fuck has that got to do with what you saw in front of you today Alan? You didn’t see it but he probably dived.  Ok then.  I am reliably informed by a Palace fan who was closer to the incident that Kelly got the ball but he trashed through the back of the player first.



"Didn't See It, TV Inconclusive, Therefore He Dived"

In the aftermath of the game, a picture emerged which should make every Saints fan smile of Hesketh celebrating his goal in a huddle with JWP, Target and Reed. four Academy boys playing for the first time together in the first team. That's positive, however you look at it. It'll be interesting to see if the national press pick up on that rather than focusing on Manchester United actually winning a game against Northampton and Michael Carrick being their saviour and the man to bring the best out of Carlton Pogba because he's managed 90 minutes against a League 1 team.  I also wonder what Ronald Koeman and will think when he sees the picture as these players are part of the academy that he unilaterally deemed not good enough to be in the first team squad. I know that JWP and Targett played a bit but Reed and Hesketh were nowhere near.  It was also interesting to see Koeman's Everton get knocked out of the League Cup at home by Norwich last night. He doesn't like the cups does he?  A higher position in the Premier League will look better on his CV for when he is looking for a better job in a year or so, so that’s all he cares about.  Young players - if you give them a chance, they might just deliver.

The final news of the night was the draw for the next round and the only surprise was that we didn't get fucking Palace again. However, if we don't get Palace then we get Sunderland and that's what's happened this time but luckily it’s at home.  Elsewhere in the drawer it appears to have fallen in our favour because City have got United, Tottenham have got Liverpool and Chelsea have got West Ham so some good teams are going out.
  
So, three home games in three competitions and three wins with three clean sheets and you can't complain about that at all. The only caveat is that the three teams we have played have really not been great opposition but it's cliche time and you can only beat what's in front of you. What these wins do achieve is to put more confidence into every single player and this can only help. 
  
West Ham at the Taxpayer Bowl are at next and they've been having a bit of a shocker of late, managing to scrape through last night against Accrington courtesy of a 96th minute free kick goal. We will certainly be more confident then they will be heading into the game and we should really be looking for another three points and our first result away from home this season.  Rumour that Gold and Sullivan are getting rid of some bankrupt stock and strapping a free dildo to the underside of each seat are yet to be confirmed but it is true that many away fans have been leaving the stadium with a big smile on their face recently.


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