Tuesday, May 3, 2016

Premier League Match 36 - Southampton 4 Manchester City 2


The Best 3 Strikers Manchester City will face This Week (Top)



Manchester City had rather a big game in midweek which was a Champions League Semi-Final against Real Madrid which was on the whole, very very boring which is somewhat remarkable given the cost of the attacking talents on display.  Cristiano Roanldo was missing for Real but Aguero, de Bruyne, Bale and Benzema couldn’t come up with a goal between them and nor could Wilfried Bony.  I’m reluctant to take the piss out of any City fringe players because the 2nd leg is in three days time so they’ll no doubt be Fringe City today.  Have no fear though as whatever side they put out will have cost millions.

It appears that Yaya is injured, probably sulking about something so we won’t have to worry about him.  If they rest Aguero, de Bruyne, Silva and Kompany then I’m happy.  They’ve had a pretty average season to be honest, brilliant in patches but not great in others.  Overshadowing it all was the announcement that Pep Guardiola is to be their manager next season so it’d be pretty amusing is Pellegrini does manage to win the Champions League next season.  Guardiola is a great manager but he’s managed Barcelona in the Spanish League and Bayern in the German League which in both cases is a bit like turning up for an arse kicking contest and being the only contestant with two legs.  He’ll of course have more resources than anyone next season and City have the best squad in the league anyway but he’s never managed in a league where a Leicester City can win it.  Watch City win it by 30 points next year.

This year though, some ‘big’ players that they signed haven’t really done it – that’s you Raheem and in the frequent absence of Kompany at the back, they’ve relied on Otamendi (not bad), Mangala (shite) and di Michelis (past it).  They did beat us pretty easily up at Eastlands, in a game that was remarkable for Stephen Caulker having a decent 45 minutes.   I expect that Pellegrini will pick some kids against us so expect Iheanacho to feature.  He’s looked like the real deal whenever he’s played.

Manager Pellegrini has been kicking off about the kick off times because Real Madrid have had an extra day off before the second leg.  I’m not really into the politics of TV times but this game I’m about to watch started off as Saturday at 3, went to Sunday at 4.15, then got put on hold for the Champions League Draw, then got moved to 4.30 on the Sunday.  It’s a complete farce.  Mind you, if you are still in any doubt who the game is being run for – the fans or the money men, then you clearly haven’t been paying attention.  Do I have any sympathy for Pellegrini, who wanted this game played on the Saturday?  Nope.

It’s been a quiet week off the pitch as far as the Saints squad is concerned with no real news that didn’t originate from 40 years ago.  1976 and our day in the sun at Wembley – McCalliog, to Stokes, who’s onside, one nil.  I like it that the club put this on and took time to mark the anniversary of the FA Cup win.  It was nice to see the bus with the boys on board and bring back vague memories from when I was a 7 year old who didn’t really understand what all the fuss was about.  I’ll admit to having a tear in my eye when the names were being read out on the pitch before the game.  It also made me think about the times when we lost the final in 2003 and also, some of the times when we’ve blown it in an earlier round when the players could have been heroes, like Channon, Osgood, Stokes etc and the manager could have been revered like Lawrie Mac.  More on Pochettino later.

Back to today and Ronald has changed it up again with Martina coming back in for Cédric, Mané for J-Rod and Clasie for Romeu.  There is no Graziano on the pitch or the bench which is apparently due to him not putting it in, in training this week.  No slacking off with Ronald chasing the Europa League places it seems.  All the focus was of course on the City line up and how ‘weak’ it would be.  Hart, Zabaleta, Kolorov, Mangala, Otamendi…. Well that’s a first choice isn’t it aside from Kompany missing.  Midfield of Delph, Nasri, Sterling and Fernandinho.  OK, well Delph cost millions, Sterling and Fernandinho are first choice and Nasri probably would be if he wasn’t just back from injury.  Up front is Iheanacho and Bony… ok, that’s not great, especially Bony and Mr Aguero can stay on the bench, thanks very much.  With Yaya and Silva having knocks, the only other one they’ve left out is de Bruyne but he’s rubbish... not really, he’s a superb player so I’m pleased he’s missing.

We tear into them from the start with Virgil striding ouf of defence with the ball and eventually feeding Tadic who combines with Bertrand to rip Zabaleta a new arsehole in the first few second before seeing his cross cleared.  The move eventually ends with Clasie putting Long away and he tries a first time shot on the run and hits the side netting.  It’s fair to say that we look up for it.

You know that City are going to have their moments whatever they’ve got out on the pitch and they have one when Virgil initially does well to win the ball off of Iheanacho but then gets burgled and the young Nigerian makes his way intot he box before feeding Sterling and the £50 million man has a free shot on his good foot from 8 yards.  He of course should not be missing but he tamely hits it goalwards and Fraser makes a good reaction stop.  Everyone is saying ‘great save’ but it really was quite easy once the man who runs like a penguin tickled it at the goal.

Sterling can’t have been very happy a few minutes later as Martina was allowed to chip a ball over Kolarov on the right and Tadic reacted quickest to chase it and hook it back into the middle first time.  Otamendi is in front of Long but there’s only one player who wants it the most and Long sticks out a foot and pokes it past Hart for 1-0.  Brilliant from tadic and great desire shown by the goalscorer and none of those qualities shown by the City defenders.

Within three minutes it’s 2-0 as Sterling crosses from the City left and it’s headed clear by Virgil.  It falls to Big Vic who clips a ball which really should have been intercepted by Kolarov but like Janmaat for Newcastle a few weeks ago, he does nothing and lets it go by to Tadic out on the right.  One sliderule pass behind Mangala later and the sprinting Mané arrives in front of the jogging Kolarov to fire first time past Hart.  Get the fuck in.  Is Aguero warming up yet?

We are playing some great football and a bout of that sees Davo teed up on the edge of the box but his shot is hilarious as from dead centre about 18 yards out, it’s nearer the corner flag than the goal.  Truly woeful.

We are the better side and we look to have more urgency and like the Villa game last week, we need to get to half time at 2-0 and like the Villa games last week, we fuck it up as City have a bit of possession and it eventually finds its way out to little shit Nasri on the right and his low cross flicks off of Fonte and hits Martina who can only spoon it up in the air and Iheanacho has a free header from 6 yards which he is never going to miss.  He doesn’t and it’s 2-1.  Shit.

Half time and out of the tunnel stride Matt le Tiss and Sir Rickie to talk about Superkelv’s testimonial and the fact that the two of them will be having a penalty shoot out at half time.  Kelvin is going in goal for it so this could really go on all night and someone might have to put an extra coin in the meter for the floodlights.  I feel very privileged to have watched the entire Saints careers of these two and never felt like either was going to miss from the penalty spot.  I remember ‘the miss’ from Matt.  Utter disbelief as it was saved and he smashed the rebound into the Archers Road End at The Dell.  The only other player who came close to being in the same company as far as penalties was James Beattie and with a few more seasons he could have really been up there.  Then of course there was David McGoldrick… he was shocking and the ball barely reached.

The second half starts with some City pressure and it looks for all the world like we’re going to conceded again.  Iheanacho gets a shot away after a 1-2 with Bony but it’s barely got any power in it.  The kid is by far and away City’s main threat.  What the fiuck has happened to Wilfried Bony.  Far from being the next Didier Drogba, he’s looked like the new Michael Ricketts.  £30 million they paid for that.

We eventually relieve the pressure and build up on the left, winning a corner.  Davo’s corners so far have been uniformly shite but he gets this one right and Virgil muscles Mangala out of the way and flicks a header goalwards which Hart tips onto the bar.  It bounces down and fonte misses it before Mané reacts and slams it into the net from practically one yard out.  Against the run of play but who gives a shit… 3-1.

It’s reached Clasie o’clock so he’s off to be replaced by Oriol Romeu and the new man makes an immediate impression, charging forward and putting ain a good cross towards Mané which is headed behind.  Davo delivers again and it gets headed up in the air but Virgil adjusts and flicks in an overhead kick which Hart tips over the bar.  It’s remarkable how dangerous we can be from corner when it clears the first man, doesn’t go to the keeper and doesn’t loop miles into the air.

A Joe Hart bomb forward is bouncing around and Iheanacho picks it up, gets closed down by Davo and then binned by Virgil as the ball runs away from him.  Away we go again and Tadic picks it up and slides another wonderfully weighted pass behind Kolarov and Mané arrives again and slides it past the sprawling Hart and just inside the post for 4-1.  This is mental.  We are completely steamrollering them.

JWP is on for Davis and the game remains pretty much unchanged and then we doze off from a throw in and allow Iheanacho to make his way infield from out left and curl a shot past Fraser and into the far corner, in similar fashion to the way we allowed Andros Townshend to do the same for Newcastle a couple of weeks back.  With just a few minutes to go, J-Rod comes on for Tadic and looks every inch, a player who hasn’t played for 2 years.  He’ll get there.

Get in. Marvellous performance, especially from the strikers.  Long, Mané and Tadic are going to be in the nightmares of the City back 4 when they sleep.  It’ll be interesting to see if Ronaldo, Bale and Benzema cause them as much trouble as our three.  I’ll start with Tadic who was brilliant.  I’ve dug him out plenty of times for being all fart and no shit but today he delivered and was unplayable.  Strength on the ball and vision and today, his touch was wonderful and the weight of pass was spot on.  Three assists in one game is great stuff and even gets you in Garth Crooks’ Team of the Week... oh no it doesn’t because Garth is a fuckwit.  Of course to get all those assists, you need others to hit the target and Mané and Long did that, aided it has to be said, by some slack defending.  It’s not as if City couldn’t deal with the two of them, it was almost like they didn’t want to.  The City back 4 weren’t helped in the slightest by the midfield… did you ever see Nasri or Sterling helping out in the wide areas?  Having said that, the defenders just couldn’t be arsed to defend.  Long had one of those games where it appeared that he covered about 10 miles further than anyone else.

Elsewhere, Big Vic was awesome again and everyone else put in a shift.  Of course, it increases the likelihood that we’ll lose Big Vic and Mané in the summer but all we can do for now is enjoy today.  Ronald called the first half the best we’ve played in his two years here – so if you can’t enjoy today for what it is, a complete dicking of one of the big boys, then there’s no hope for you.

Our quest for more Days in Europa as helped by Klopp putting out a 2nd string side at Swansea and Liverpool getting beaten 3-1 by a Swans side playing in beach towels and flip flops.  Jack Cork scored a really good goal which tells you how surreal the day was.  Man United had Leicester at home and they too dropped points and van Gaal won the ‘Post Match Comment of the Year’ award when referring to ‘Sex Masochism’ when talking about Huth pulling Fellaini’s hair.  The man clearly doesn’t give a fuck.

So, Leicester got a draw which meant that our friends Spurs had to beat Chelsea away in order to keep their dream alive.  2-0 and they fucked it up as Chelsea roared back and got a draw thanks to one of the best goals you’ll ever see from Eden Hazard.  Spurs lost the plot and had 9 booked and our mate Twattenburg has been universally praised for keeping 11 on the pitch which is not his job.  His job is to give the right decision and failing to send of Eric Dier for two horrific lunge tackles and Dembele for gouging Costa’s eye, is poor refereeing.  It would be funny however if the FA review the Dembele gouge and let him off because it was against Diego the Bastard.  If they’re doing their job properly however, the FA disciplinary committee will see us playing against Spurs reserves next Saturday.  Pochettino should also have been red carded for running on the pitch and laying hands on a Chelsea player.  It’s nice that he lost the plot and probably incited his players to do the same.  Don’t get me wrong – I think Toby Alderweireld is a wonderful footballer but I had to smile when he made a mistake when he got rolled by Costa in the build up for Hazard’s goal.

All this means that Leicester have won the League.  A team with no big money players, who play 4-4-2, who work hard as a team, with a likeable manager – have won the league.  It’s brilliant that in the age of Sky with all their focus on big money and individuals, it’s a reminder that it’s a team game after all.  Fantastic achievement by Leicester which is better than any Man United treble or any Chelsea or Man City petro-cash title.  This is Leicester City who like us, have been in the shit and down to League 1 and back, nearly getting relegated last year and this year, having the perfect season.  They haven’t imploded like everyone said they would and have only lost three games all season.  They give us all hope and I hope that they can keep their players and give the Champions League a right good go next year.


Next for us is a trip to White Hart Lane where we will be attempting to keep the Europa League charge on track and also to help Spurs finish in their natural place below Arsenal.

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