Friday, August 30, 2024

Carabao Cup 2nd Round - Cardiff 3 Southampton 5

 


Somewhere, Nathan Jones is Very Proud

Carabao Cup second round and Cardiff at the Cardiff City Stadium. Last time here we took our last remaining hopes of automatic promotion and threw them down the shitter. It was quite an amazing game when you look back on it. Cardiff had what amounted to their youth team playing, Saints scored and had 400 shots, missing all the rest of them and in the last 10 minutes Cardiff had two shots and won the game. It was truly one of those days where as a fan, you asked yourself the question “why do I fucking bother?”. The reason you bother is that of course within a month, we had one the play-off final at Wembley and what turned out to be one of the greatest days the club has ever had.

Today is two things. It’s a chance to put the stodgy start to the Premier League behind us for an evening and go out and try and score some goals and it’s also a chance for players not in the Premier League side, to really advance their chances of being so when the game against Brentford rolls around at the weekend. Most people will be focused on the new players with both Mateus Fernandes and Lesley Ugochukwu expected to start. There will also be a start for Cameron Archer and we should get to see the young exciting talent of Tyler Dibling and Sam Amo-Ameyaw.  It’s the front half of the team that I am really interested in given the pretty poor start of the Premier League season in that regard.

Russell Martin has hinted that there will be 11 changes today and he has also had a say about the clubs transfer activity. It was largely expected that a new goalkeeper would be in the door by now with the club having agreed a deal with Feyenoord for Justin Bijlow.  Everyone had got their head around that and then it ultimately fallen through because of an issue on the medical with an old injury that he had. The deal that the club had agreed with Feyenoord was an initial loan deal which was to become a permanent deal if he played 20 games. It’s a bit strange that the deal was structured that way because we knew he had had medical issues over the last couple of years and then we pulled out anyway. It looks like something worse showed up when he did his medical over here. I guess that in some ways we should be grateful that the medical process that we have, that led to assigning Ross Stewart, is being a little bit more stringent these days. On the face of it it’s a shame for the player who had said all his goodbyes to Feyenoord and prepare himself for a dream move to the Premier League.

Saints meanwhile have less than a week left of the transfer window end need to explore other goalkeeper options…. And spoiler alert, more on that later.  We are also of course in dire need of attacking reinforcements with wingers now being the main thing that we need as I’m sure that Russell Martin would like to play 4-3-3 and everyone who can play in those wide attacking positions seems to be really struggling at the moment.

Outgoing transfer news with Shea Charles joining Sheffield Wednesday on season long loan, which I think will be really good for him and for Sheffield Wednesday. Saints have got promoted one season two early for Shea to make much of an impact this season at Premier League level but this is certainly a loan for a season and nothing more, and he will be back with us next summer.

Also on the way out is Charly Alcaraz to Flamengo in Brazil and again this is a deal that seems to suit all parties. He is not a Russell Martin type of player and when that is the case that a player doesn’t fit in with the manager, then there needs to be a parting of the ways, especially if money is tight and the asset can fetch a decent fee. As far as we all have our own ideas of what we think the team should be but at the end of the day, we don’t matter and it’s the managers opinion that is paramount. You can though definitely argue that the team wouldn’t have scored less goals if Charly was playing in the opening two league games.  He looked a great signing when he first arrived in the Kamaldeen – Tall Paul Shitshow Transfer Window of January 2023 and we even gave him a new contract when we got relegated but it never really happened in the Championship and the loan out to Juventus was as weird as it was unsuccessful.  It’s easy to forget that the made the full Argentina squad for one game last season and it’s easy to let those early performances he put in, in the relegation season, cloud judgement on his abilities when there was no European club particularly interested in him this time around.  Charly seemed a good lad though and never disrespected anyone (apart from that Lazio player he tried to punch) so good luck to him.

Tonight we have the full eleven changes – Lumley, Bree, Taylor, Wood, Edwards, Ugochukwu, Dibling, Fernandes, Amo-Ameyaw, Archer, Edozie.  Even the bench is new with only Alex McCarthy from the first XI.  New names appearing include midfielders Joe O’Brien-Whitmarsh and Romeo Akechukwu, both brought in from Irish clubs.

Saints are flying at the start and straight away you can see a marked difference about the way we are trying to play. Yes the opposition aren’t as good, obviously, but in the midfield both Fernandes and Dibling are looking to go forward at every opportunity.

Dibling has already had an early shot which has been saved when Bree picks him out with a ball forward which Nathan Jones would’ve been proud of because it had verticality he was always shitting on about and Tyler gets away from the defender before knocking it infield Fernandes on the edge of the box who takes a touch and then drives it past Alnwick in the Cardiff goal to make it 1-0 after about seven minutes. Hello.


The W Stands for 'Why Am I Not in the Team Yet'?

Cardiff respond of sorts as they win a free kick over on the left when Big Les is penalised for basically being strong and winning the ball back. Rubin Colwill optimistically tries to shot from the left wing which is not the worst idea in the world considering Lumley is in goal.. and he has been known to try and save free-kicks using his teeth instead of his arms (see Watford FA Cup away).  He does however save it and then launches it long and Archer flicks it on to Sam Amo who is clean through on goal and he skips around the keeper but goes too wide and a covering defender knocks it off for a corner. All positive stuff however and the value of quick attacking play and having a focal point striker, well illustrated.

Cardiff try again down our right with Reindorf burrowing into the box before turning out and knocking it back to Colwill about 35 yards out. No one closes him down and he just hits it. As Lumley looks at it, it goes left and then curves right and the goalkeeper is planted with no chance at all as the ball flicks off the crossbar and flies into the net. What a brilliant strike. Shite closing down but can’t really complain about that.

Back on it and Charlie Taylor is carrying the ball down the left and he slides a ball into the penalty area to pick up a Fernandes run, a backheel to Archer and another backheel back to Taylor, followed by a pass across the top of the box and there is Sam Amo, first time left footed and giving the goalkeeper no chance at all. Another brilliant goal.


I'm Sorry - He Just Doesn't Look Old Enough

Having gone ahead again, it is of course time to step off the gas with Cardiff being allowed to build up play down our left and the cross comes in and Lumley should either catch it or punch it but instead of that he flaps it back into the danger area, only it doesn’t get into the danger area because it hits Ronnie Edwards and bounces into the net. For fucks sake. What a shit goal.  Well this is fun – equal parts brilliant and shite.

Quite often at half time in these game, you see how much the manager actually wants to win the game and they might bring on the ‘big’ players that are on the bench.  As explained though, none of our first team are on there so away we go with the same eleven.

The one Saints attacking player who has not showed anything yet is Sam Edozie on the left but he has a chance when teed up by Big Les and Archer and he chopped the ball onto his right foot before passing it narrowly wide of the far post. Good effort but he has to score really.  It doesn’t take too long for us to regain the lead with Sam Amo passing across the top of the penalty area to Fernandes, who has the vision a knock it forward into Archer's feet, one touch, spin, bang, 3-2.  Great finish and all of a sudden I’m feeling better about our striking options.

The tactic of losing intensity once ahead and giving Cardiff opportunities has clearly been carried over from the first half as the dangerous Colwill picks it up just left of centre and chips it to the back post, a header down and then smashed in first time by Robertson, which gave Lumley absolutely no chance at all and this is all great fun but still shit and it’s now 3-3. Apparently, Robertson used to play for the Skates, which is nice isn’t it?  Twat.

The game can’t carry on at this pace and it dies off a little bit with just the occasional chance. Archer trust to liven it up by going on a solo mission which ends with his shot deflected wide.  Cardiff's next chance is a Nathan Wood production, as he fannies around with the ball and a halfway line, gets tackled by Reindorf who can’t get away because Wood holds onto his shirt and shorts for a good 5 seconds while play goes on and Ashford runs past the wrestling match and gets to the edge of the Saints penalty area and looks for all the world he’s going to make it 4-3 to Cardiff until Lumley partially redeems himself, getting a big hand to it and pushing it wide

There’s a couple of subs made and significance in those coming on and off.  Big Les and Fernandes have been taken off, presumably to be saved for involvement on Saturday and their replacements are Adam Lallana making his first Saints appearance for ten years and Armel Bella-Kotchap, probably making his last Saints performance before he disappears at the end of the transfer window.  With twenty to go, you would think the next goal is going to win it and Reindorf again causes Wood all sorts of problems before the ball drops to substitute Twose who absolutely smashes it and we’re all waiting for the net to bulge as it goes just wide.

With all the reshuffling that is going on with the substitutions, Ronnie Edwards has moved into midfield and not his fault but he’s look like a fish up a tree and so on comes Romeo Akechukwu for his debut and we now have a midfield three of 36-year-old Lallana, whose age is matched by adding together the age of the other two midfielders, Akechukwu and Dibling. Romeo looks like a powerful player and his first action is to burst forward from the halfway line before getting absolutely totalled.

It’s looks like it’s going to penalties now as we approach 90. Dibling has had half an hour off but he’s come back to life again, seemingly energised by the presence of Lallana who has basically completely taken control of the game. Some fancy Lallana flick that I don’t even have a name for, puts Tyler away and he gets tackled for a corner.  We work the corner short back to Bree, who tosses a hopeful ball into the box which is headed away back to his general vicinity and he goes in on the Cardiff players touch, gets in front of him and then just smashes it on the up and sends it flying over the goalkeeper and into the top corner. Ridiculously brilliant strike and Nathan Jones is sat in a pub in a small Welsh mining village in his Stone Island Jacket, proudly telling anyone who’ll listen that he taught him that.


Centre Forwards Are Useful

Still enough time for us to throw this away of course because that's what we do best but Cardiff’s first attack does an amount to anything and Saints are on the break through Dibling, who carries it forward before sliding it through to Archer and it’s an exact replica of the winning goal in the play-off final as Archer advances on the goalkeeper before drilling it across him into the far corner.  Again, a superb finish and this quite mental game is now 5-3 and all over.

Well, as said, that was great fun and absolutely mental. Cardiff fully played their part. They put out what was basically a second-string side and all praise of Saints players has to be put into that context. Cardiff scored an absolutely ridiculous goal through Rubin Colwill and the third goal was decent as well.

Firstly, it was a brilliantly entertaining game and it had all the ingredients for that to happen with committed attacking play, mixed with terrible defending at times from both teams. What I was most pleased about was that a number of the Saints players put their hands up for consideration for the First XI in the Premier League. Of those who played tonight I would say that Lesley Ugochukwu, Cameron Archer, Tyler Dibling and Mateus Fernandes have certainly made Russell Martin think about who he sends out onto the pitch against Brentford on Saturday. Of those, I would say that Archer and Fernandes absolutely have to start. Elsewhere, there was a solid performance by Charlie Taylor and Sam Amo-Ameyaw certainly proved that he’s worth having on the bench in the Premier League. There were also good performances from a couple of substitutes. Adam Lallana came on and completely bossed the game from the central of the park and ABK looked a class apart. With both of those two you have to bear in mind the strength of the opposition.  Lallana is never going to be any more than a 20 minute player for us at the end of games and I’m convinced that this appearance of ABK was just to put him in the shop window and show that he is capable of playing football after his Hoffenheim medical caused that moved to be put off.  It’s a shame that he seems to have no intent to knuckle down and get on with it here but I think that ship has sailed.

Big Les was everything I wanted him to be in midfield. He gets about the park, he is strong, he makes tackles and he is relatively decent on the ball. Maybe not for Saturday but I can certainly see him and Flynn Downes both being in our midfield very soon. His relatively early substitution tonight certainly suggests he is going to play a role on Saturday.  If things work out then I can see them being augmented in midfield by Mateus Fernandes, who added some real class to the midfield, scoring one goal with a very good finish, having a big hand in the Sam Amo goal and setting up another for Archer and being constantly involved and looking to pass the ball into dangerous areas.

He had a chance to do the last of those because of the performance of Cameron Archer who had a quiet start before coming to life just before half-time, taking Fernandes pass and simply turning and hitting it with a directness not really seen from any of our strikers very often. It was so nice to see him occupying the defenders and being a focal point especially in the context of the game against Forest on Saturday.

I would still urge a bit of caution about Tyler Dibling. He had a superb first half but had half an hour at the start of the second where he gave the ball away virtually every time he had it when he got a little bit tired. He sprung back to life in the last 10 minutes and set up another goal, the fifth one for Cameron Archer.  He’s a brilliant young player but I would certainly still use him as a substitute for now but his minutes certainly need to be increased and I really wouldn’t complain if he did start.  It’s too simplistic to say this but basically in the Premier League, our defence is solid and our attack is terrible whereas in this game, the complete opposite was true.


Don't Close Him Down Then

Of the others, well Joe Lumley proved that he is the ultimate vibes goalkeeper. By that I mean that he’s a great lad, fun on the golf course, good sense of humour, gets his round in, everybody likes him, doesn’t make a fuss when he’s not playing, not very good but no one cares because he’s fourth choice. Fourth choice? Can you count? Bazunu, McCarthy, Lumley? Why is he the fourth choice?

Oh yes, just before the game, news emerged that we are almost certain to sign Aaron Ramsdale on a permanent move from Arsenal for £18 million quid initially. Fuck me, what a buy that is. It appears that Arsenal were more in favour of a permanent departure than a loan departure and that’s why we managed to steal a march on clubs like Wolves, who wanted the latter option. Personally, I think this also explains why we did the dirty on Justin Bijlow. I have course have no proof of that but it just seems a little bit coincidental. It’s a harsh way to treat a player if it’s true but this is a ruthless business and you don’t get anywhere by being super nice about everything.

James Bree… Take a bow son. What a brilliant fucking goal from a player who has done absolutely fucking nothing since he came to the club. He’s still not very good but that was a ridiculous goal and it’s a shame in a way that it didn’t turn out to be the winner. Goals like that are absolutely brilliant because they come from the most unexpected source. It’s not quite Francis Benali or Claus Lundekvam scoring after 400 odd games, but unexpected nonetheless.

On the other side of the defence was Charlie Taylor who was solid and I would certainly not have a problem if he started in the Premier League. It’s a toss-up between Yuki Sugawara and Charlie.  Yuki has done nothing wrong but whilst KWP is here, Charlie would give you a better balance of course being naturally left-footed. The good news is that we are covered in both sides if we lose KWP at the end of the transfer window.  A fullback pairing of Yuki and Charlie really wouldn’t be too bad.

The central defenders Ronnie Edwards and Nathan Wood both had good moments and moments they would prefer to forget. Edwards moved into midfield later in the game and proved that he can’t really play there and Nathan Wood just has to work to get the sloppiness out of his game. He does some good things and then does something monumentally shit but it was funny seeing him grab hold of a Cardiff player and not let go for about ten seconds after he fucked up. Ronnie was unfortunate with his own goal which he couldn’t really help bearing in mind Mr Vibes in goal, threw it at him from very close range.

On the wings we had Sam Amo and Sam Edozie. Sam Amo scored a brilliant goal and did some really good things throughout the game, proving that he should stay in the match day squad as the winger to bring on. He should certainly be ahead of Edozie in the pecking order who seems to have gone right off the boil when compared to the standard he sat in the middle of last season before he got crocked by that awful tackle by Jack Stacey up at Norwich. During the game I was pondering that there are three certainties in life-death, taxes and Edozie picking out an opposition defender with a cross. We could have seven players in the penalty area with one defender and Sam would pick out the defender. Every. Fucking. Time.

Over to you Russell. Time to change the team and the tactics for the Premier League game against Brentford on Saturday. Even if we don’t win, we need to have a fucking go and not set up to not have a shot and try and nick a nil nil. The difficult part of being a manager is making decisions that are going to be unpopular with some people and upsetting players who have been with you awhile but that’s the nature of the beast. This is top level sport and you have to be ruthless and there are a few Russell Martin favourites who will be severely sweating over their places for Saturday.  All of Adam Armstrong, Jack Stephens, Taylor Harwood Bellis, Joe Aribo and Will Smallbone are vulnerable because of the excellent performances put in tonight. That’s a good thing and that is how it is supposed to be. No one should be too comfortable.

Carabao Cup 3rd Round Draw – Everton away.  Shit draw for the fans but this competition is all about the development of youngsters and giving squad players a game, so it’s probably a decent draw for that reason as it's a step up in quality from tonight.

Up the fucking Saints



Monday, August 26, 2024

Premier League Match 2 - Southampton 0 Nottingham Forest 1

 



And then it all went Tits Up When the Game Started

First game back at St Mary’s after a promotion and everyone is hoping that as fans, we give Nottingham Forest, the West Brom treatment. Oh, hang on a minute. The club have dropped a little bit of a bollocks here because they made a big deal about the atmosphere created against West Brom and how brilliant it was and how helpful it was.. but now everyone is being told not to bring the flares and not around at the atmosphere because the club will get a huge fine from the Premier League killjoys. It will be interesting to see if that particular cat can be put back in the bag.

On the pitch and Nottingham Forest is a game that we have to target a win from for at least to pick up our first point of the season. Forest survived a points deduction last season and avoided relegation and will be hoping that under Nuno EspĂ­rito Santo, they could be comfortably in mid table and not even in the conversation this season. They opened up last week at home to Bournemouth and were pegged back by an 87th minute equaliser, having taken the lead through blunt instrument Chris Wood. Wood is supported these days by a trio of decent attacking options in Callum Hudson Odoi, Morgan Gibbs White and Anthony Elanga. It could be an open game given the attacking talents on show, or it could be a very cagey effort as both teams realise the importance of not getting beat today.

Another week and another new signing with the arrival of 20-year-old Mateus Fernandes from Sporting Lisbon.  None of the ITK transfer aficionados / bullshit merchants had been linking this one to us until just before it happened.  He will go into direct competition with Will Smallbone and Joe Aribo and it remains to be seen whether, assuming he gets in the team, he can provide the creativity that we are lacking at the moment. With this being in addition to the recent acquisition of Lesley Ugochukwu, we now seem to be very well stocked in midfield, so much so that Shea Charles is 99% certain to be allowed to go on loan to Sheffield Wednesday in the Championship for the season.


The way I feel about Shea is that we have been promoted one season two early for him and that this is a very good move for him, having picked up a fair bit of experience in the Championship last season. Sheffield Wednesday are probably going to be a decent side in that division this year and as long as he gets regular game time, he should improve. The guy has a very high ceiling and this will hopefully be the making of him.

We now have five genuine midfield options for three positions - Downes, Aribo, Smallbone, Fernándes and Ugochukwu. We know that Flynn Downes is going to play as long as he is fit so more often than not it’s going to be two from four.   Maybe not though because in addition to those mentioned, you of course have Adam Lallana and Tyler Dibling which is why I think there’s rumours that are persisting of James Ward-Prowse coming back on loan from West Ham, are bollocks.

The exit door beckoned for Sekou Mara and Strasbourg pulled him through it, throwing us £10 million quid in return. This is virtually what we paid for the player two years ago and in those two years, he hasn’t done enough to suggest he’ll turn any potential into anything worth keeping. I am amazed we have not lost any money on him and it’s definitely a good move for us, for him and it remains to be seen whether it’s a good move for Strasbourg. Sekou had a few flashes of brilliance during his two years at Southampton but the overriding memory will be that of a player who had numerous chances and never really made the most of them. For me, he was always a player who never really looked like he knew the standards that he had to reach every time he stepped on the pitch. When you are a fringe player, every opportunity to step onto the pitch has to be grasped with both hands and at times he just looked like he didn’t have a clue that he had to actually put in some effort. Some of the rare highlights were a very good finish against Manchester City in the Carabao Cup (not his fault but it kept Nathan Jones in a job for a few extra weeks), an FA Cup goal against Watford last year blasted in from about 25 yards and a brilliant through ball in the Premier League in his second game, to give KWP a goal at home to Leeds.

I can’t imagine that this one is going to sting at some point in the future though there is a parallel universe where we wake up and the year is 2032 and Sekou Mara has just broken Olivier Giroud’s long standing French national team goal scoring record. At least he stayed fit enough for us to get him out the door, unlike his fellow chuckle brother, Kamaldeen Sulemana.

Same starting XI for us though hopefully we’ll be playing in a different way to last week and be looking to take the game to Forest.  The ground has changed of course with safe standing in the whole of the Northam End.  It looks decent from the opposite end of the pitch where I am.  The club have really done well there to push past any obstacles and get that done. It’s slightly weird having the away fans off to my left I have to say but as has always been the case in my fifty years of going to football matches, they’ll be quiet if we give them nothing to get excited about.
Here we fucking go - Forest look the more dangerous team from the start with Callum Hudson-Odoi cut it in from the left and finding Williams out on the right.  A quick 1-2 and gets in far too easily and is bearing down on McCarthy from a narrow angle but the keeper blocks it off for a corner. Ben Brereton Diaz has tracked Williams all the way back and he’s closest to him which tells me that all forwards are being detailed to follow the full backs all the way back. Hmmm.

Brereton Diaz gets a chance to run at the right hand side of Forest defence, which he does with purpose and the ball eventually finds its way to KWP on the edge of the box and his shot flicks of a defender and goes over.  The momentum is lost as Will Smallbone picks out the first defender at the near post in a rerun of every corner we had last week. You have to admire Yuki Sugawara’s optimism as his left foot volley lands closer to his Japanese homeland than it does to the back of the net.

Saints are committing bodies forward but lose the ball and a Championship v Premier League difference is highlighted Aina bursts forward from left back, exchanges passes with Hudson Odoi and Bednarek can’t get over quick enough and Aina is away.  He gets to the left-hand edge of the penalty area before chipping it to the back post and Chris Wood could only thump the header straight at McCarthy. I don’t remember Bednarek getting caught out like that once last season and it’s an indicator of the different levels.

More Forest pressure and we repel a couple of crosses before Sangare picks it up 30 yards out and decides to try his luck with McCarthy having to tip it over the bar. Milinković wins the header at the near post and it flicks off of someone and goes for another corner the other side and we don’t defend that one convincingly either as the ball pings around after a couple of missed clearances and Gibbs-White eventually puts it over.

More Forest pressure and another corner and more carnage and the ball is eventually fired into the box by Williams and bounces to Wood on the right of the 6 yard box. He fires it across and there are three Forest players queueing up to tap in but the ball hits the shin of Milinković and goes wide. We are so lucky to get away with that.

Time for a rare attack and KWP gets the ball out on the left and then cuts across the top of the box and works space for a shot before drilling it straight down the goalkeepers throat. It’s a relative positive end to what hasn’t particularly been a positive half but we’ve had a good look at what’s required and the good news is that we are still at 0-0.



I Couldn't Find a Picture of a Forest Centre Back in a Challenge

Half-time in the worrying bit for me is that we have not bothered their central defenders at all Our tactical set up it’s really fucking bizarre because there is absolutely no one playing as a central striker. Like at Newcastle last week, we are trying to score a goal without a number 9 and without a number 10. The two players who are supposed to be our forward players, Adam Armstrong and Ben Brereton Diaz are hardly in the game.

The second half starts quite positively with Brereton Diaz fallen fouled by Sangare’s third attempt at hacking down a Saints player.  KWP eventually gets the ball and does the fast foot shuffle before seeing a shot blocked by a corner. We tried a short corner routine this time which was equally as bad as the corners we have put into the box.

A loose Smallbone pass in midfield sets Forest away towards our goal with Elanga running headlong at the defence before Stephens dives in with an excellent block to take it out for a corner. Defending from all three of our central defenders as largely been excellent but there’s a bit too much pressure coming down on them.  If any team is going to score then it isn’t us.

THB has mixed solid with shaky and he gives a ball away on her right with Hudson Odoi‘s cross being controlled and volleyed by wood and forest win another corner. In it comes from Elanga, headed clear as far as Williams and his shot is blocked.  Aribo should clear it but he’s not strong enough and hits the deck – never a foul.  In it comes again from Hudson Odoi headed down by Gibbs-White, half cleared and straight back to him, fuck, unmarked five yards out.  What an absolutely shit goal.  Aribo should clear it and when the cross comes in to Gibbs-White but when he doesn’t and the cross comes back in, we have six players in the penalty area just ball watching.

20 minutes ago so what have we got.  Adam Armstrong has had one of those games where he just doesn’t look good enough and so off he comes for Sam Edozie and soon after, Sugawara is replaced with Cameron Archer. Like last week Russell leaves all three central defenders on the pitch with Jack Stephens is going to left back.  That lasts one more attack as Elanga gets a run at Stephens and absolutely barbeques him before being crowded out. We just about get away with that one before THB is substituted along with what has become a midfield dead-zone of Smallbone and Aribo.  On comes a proper left back in Charlie Taylor and Mateus Fernandes and Tyler Dibling to get us going forward from midfield rather than sideways.

We now have a presence in the middle of the attack and Stephens brings the ball forward and passes into Archer’s feet.   That’s a first for today.  Out to BBD on the left and more by luck than judgement, we get the ball out to Charlie Taylor and his low cross is inches in front of Archer sliding in. 87 minutes and we finally made Forest sweat a bit.

Six minutes of injury time and we don’t force Sels into a save.  I didn’t even know the keepers name to be honest and I guess those watching on TV around the world wouldn’t know who he was either as he hasn’t done anything.  There doesn’t seem to be any belief in the team that we can score and there’s certainly very little expectation in the crowd.  There’s none from me.  I’ve got pretty good at knowing when it isn’t happening over the years – when you have a lack of players gambling and getting in goalscoring areas, it’s usually not happening…. And that’s the end.



I Will Win This Game Without a 9 or a 10

Breaking the 4th Wall or whatever here, but I know that I’m going to find it difficult to write this next part.  On the one hand you don’t want to be too negative because it’s the first game back in the Premier League and only the second game of the season.  On the other hand, you have to look at the game in isolation and it really was monumentally shit on all kinds of levels.  So, here goes…

In 2012 when we last got promoted to the Premier League, we lost at Manchester City as expected in the first game and then were at home to Wigan in the first home game and the expectation was there for a performance and a win.  On that day we got outplayed and had a major wake up call with a 2-0 defeat.  Well that was somewhat deflating and today had the same energy. There really wasn’t a lot about that performance that you can put in the positive column. A few individual performances were decent and offered hope, like the appearances of Mateus Fernandes and Tyler Dibling off of the bench and also Cameron Archer giving us a bit of a presence at centre forward. The defence was solid and Flynn Downes was outstanding especially given that Forest midfielders were trying to get him sent off for the moment he got booked towards the end of the first half.
  Other than that it was dreadful, to be honest.

I am completely at a loss as to what the fuck that was from a tactical perspective. You are never going to win a game at Premier League level if you don’t have a presence in and around the central defenders of the opposition. I’d love to know how Russell thought we were going to score a goal with our two strikers playing 50 yards apart on either wing. I just don’t understand the logic. I remember Ralph HasenhĂĽttl talking about the ‘Red Zone’, where statistically, most goals are scored from.  Roughly, the ‘Red Zone’ was central, from the edge of the box to the six-yard line.  Who was going to break into the danger area and get in and around the penalty spot and score a goal? Certainly not BBD or Armstrong as they were too wide and even if the play was on the opposite wing, neither appeared in the centre forward position.  There was no way Aribo or Smallbone have the energy to get there and if they do, they aren’t quick enough to get back. The one midfielder who got in the box was Flynn Downes in the first half and when we lost the ball, Forest counter-attacked with all three of our midfielders completely out of the game.

When you play three at the back with wing-backs, the wing-backs have to supply the width going forward but whenever Sugawara or KWP got forward, they had a striker occupying the place where they would normally run into. In addition to that, you often had one of the number eight midfielders over there as well, so on the left we had KWP, Aribo and BBD all within five or six yards of the touchline.  Adam Armstrong meanwhile, while that was going on, was in between the fullback and the furthest centre back from the ball and there was absolutely no one in the middle…. xG of 0.000000000001… actually it was 0.2


If it was the opposition that had played like that, I’d be saying that they set up for 0-0 from the first whistle but when teams do come and set up for 0-0, they usually have one guy as a central striker and then about 50 yards between him and the midfield.  It might not work but that always have that one guy just to give them a slight hope of nicking a goal. I’ve never seen it done in such a bizarre way as we did it today and I am at a total loss as to how that system was supposed to work and how we were supposed to score.  We are trying to score, without a number 9 and without a number 10 - not even  false 9.  We've played this way in the Getafe friendly and in the opening two league games - no goals and not much sign of one.


Defensively we are okay but we are miles off it as an attacking side. No one wants to be too negative at the start of a season but this is not exactly unexpected given the players we have got at the top end of the pitch. BBD at least ran forward with intent but he needs to be playing nearer to the goal. Joe Aribo put himself about strongly but towards the end of the first half, the game just started passing him by and he ultimately made the mistake that led to the Forest goal.  Will Smallbone did a couple of nice things but otherwise really struggled and he disappeared completely, with his first thought always to play a safety first wall pass straight back to where it came from.  On quite a few occasions, one of the centre backs would break the lines and beat the press and then Will would pass it straight back, bringing any players who were out of the game, right back into it again.  That’s not enough when you are one of the four players nearest to the opposition goal.  The difference when Tyler Dibling came on was remarkable because he is always scanning round looking where the gaps are and looking to drive forward. Both he and Fernandes showed the way to do it.  Maybe not from the start yet but it won’t be long.

Adam Armstrong is a big worry. Russell Martin knows that he is a big worry as well because at 1-0 down, the first substitution was to take him off. Armstrong is supposed to be “The Man” most likely to score us a goal so the fact that he chose to take him off it’s quite telling.  He struggled big time today and over the two games we’ve had so far is done nothing to dispel the fear that he is just not good enough at this level.  Part of it was tactical but he looks to have no confidence in himself and his touch was loose, which you cannot afford to do at Premier League level because better defenders will just take the ball off you.  He needs to get his head round playing in this division and needs to do it quickly.
  This season is really his last chance to do it at this level because if he fails this season, it's hard to see him being given another chance by us or anyone else in the top flight.

Basically, we didn’t stretch the Forest defence at all until the introduction of Dibling, Fernandes and Archer. It wasn’t until the 85th minute that the Forest goalkeeper was in anyway extended and that was just to pluck a cross out of the air.  Archer came closest to scoring from Taylor’s driven cross but overall, I didn’t feel like we were going to score at all, in much the same way that I felt up in Newcastle last week. Performances like that at home with zero goal threat against a pretty average Premier League team, are not going to be acceptable going forward.


Forest were okay but nothing more. Surprisingly, they are a bit more expansive than they used to be under Steve Cooper and are very quick on the break with Hudson-Odoi and Elanga. They probably should’ve scored more and would’ve done but from some decent defending. Alex McCarthy was by far the busier of the two goalkeepers and Forest deserved to win and 1-0 flattered us.  Though Forest weren’t brilliant, they were considerably better than any team we played at St Mary‘s in the Championship last season. We are going to play many better teams than them this season and we have to be better ourselves. Russell Martin talks about a lot about bravery but the way we set out today wasn’t brave for a home game against Forest. It was very cautious and remained so until we went behind.


The learning curve is unforgiving in the Premier League but learn we must, all of Sport Republic, Russell Martin and the players.  We have to give ourselves the chance to win games and that is a club wide thing.  Players in, players out, tough decisions to be made by the manager, bravery and standards being better.

So, the last week of the transfer window, a midweek Carabao trip to Cardiff and an away game at the scene of Nathan Jones’ legendary Brentford press conference.

Up the Fucking Saints


Monday, August 19, 2024

Premier League Match 1 - Newcastle 1 Southampton 0

 


How Very Surprising That You Get Red Card for This

It’s Premier League time once again and a trip to St James’ Park to play Newcastle. Couldn’t be much tougher really but you have to play everybody twice and you have to play all the tough games at some point so why not get it over with? There really shouldn’t be much expectation today unless you are the blindest of blind optimist.

Russell Martin will of course be thinking that we can get something out of today and I’m sure the game plan will be to keep it relatively tight, defend properly and then try and build from the back in the most terrifying manner possibly. What if we win though? What if?

There are three fixtures before the first international break, with this one, Nottingham Forest at home and then Brentford away. This on paper is the least winnable out of three, so even more so than the result, there is a need to put in a performance and prove we belong in this division and are going to be competitive.  We have to get out of here and not leave everybody dead flat about our possibilities of having a decent season. By having a decent season, I of course mean finishing 17th or above.  Call that pessimistic if you like but it isn’t – it’s brutal realism and that’s what life is like for a newly promoted side.  All the predictions are in from the pundits, some who are knowledgeable and some who are not so much, and our average predicted placing is flat last. Roy Keane was one of the notable few, who thinks that we will surprise a few people. I’ve always liked Roy Keane.

Since the signing of Ben Brereton Diaz, the discontent among some elements of the fan base has grown because we are still short in a number of areas but in the day leading up to this game, a couple of them were addressed with the arrival of Cameron Archer from Aston Villa to bulk out the ranks of strikers and we had the arrival of  Lesley Ugochukwu from Chelsea on a season long loan. Archer had a disappointing season at Sheffield United last season managing just 4 goals in 32 games and on the face of it, reuniting the strike force from one of the worst Premier League teams in history maybe doesn’t seem like the best move, but we must hope that the rest of the team being miles better than the Sheffield United relegation team means he performs a lot better.

It was no surprise that someone signed one of the 47 players that Chelsea have got in their squad this season and their surge-recruitment is to our benefit with the signing of Ugochukwu, a 20-year-old, six-foot-three French central midfield player. He is very highly rated by Chelsea, hence there is absolutely no option to buy so they see this as a season for his development. We will see it as important cover should Flynn Downes be unavailable but also an option to make us more dominant in midfield alongside Downes.  I am hoping he is the physically dominant force that we once had with Victor Wanyama.  Apparently, he has a great engine for getting up and down the pitch which in my mind will make it easier for us to play a 4-3-3 formation because as I’ve said before, I don’t feel that Smallbone and Aribo have the legs to play together in that formation.

The two signings illustrate again that we have to be clever to compete in this league. It was loaded enough against promoted sides anyway but now it’s even more so, as your PSR spending limit is less if you have spent one season in the last three in the Championship. Saints have a further disadvantage in the in the season we got relegated, our loss was something like £85 million and we are carrying that around for three seasons with regards to PSR spending limits. That’s why this season it’s all about staying up by any method possible, be that other team is getting points deductions or clever moves in the transfer market.



Breathtaking Lack of Self-Awareness

Oddly enough, PSR is a bugbear of our opponents today.  Newcastle finished fourth and had a Champions League campaign two years ago but last year fell away a little bit and finished seventh. It’s hard to imagine, given who their owners are, that the Newcastle board is going to give Eddie Howe a free ride this season. There will be expectations, certainly to finish in the top six and maybe even the top four. They appear on paper to have a squad to do it but because the really big boys in the Super League Six want a closed shop, the PSR rules prevent them from spending as much money as they could afford to do.   They do have some fabulous players however with Bruno Guimaraes and Alexander Isak being the main two to worry about. It could also be a trial by fire for Yuki Sugawara, who will be up against Anthony Gordon, who will have a point to prove to the new interim England manager Lee Carsley.  

They also have one of our old boys in the line up in Tino Livramento.  I paid very little attention to the Premier League last season but did notice that Tino played a number of games at left back but he is widely expected to displace Kieran Trippier in Newcastle starting line up on the right this season.   One with Saints connections who won’t be in the Newcastle side is Ryan Fraser, who despite being on loan to us last season, and all parties wanting him to join for this campaign, has still not done so.  It would appear that Newcastle are being very petty over the final year of his contract and Wee Man has dug his heels in. Either that or Newcastle are shitting themselves about having to play against Wee Man and the transfer will go through sometime in the next two weeks.

Of our new signings, Ugochukwu is not available today, but Cameron Archer is, so all eyes on 1.45pm and the team announcement…. As expected to start the game but the bench has a few surprises… both Sam Amo and Tyler Dibling are on there, as is Charly Alcaraz.  There is no place for Tall Paul, possibly because the very special set of skills he has (being massive) would be negated in this game by Dan Burn, who has the same skillset.

We open the season in nervy fashion with Newcastle having a bit of possession around our penalty area but we keep them at arms length pretty well.  After about ten minutes we begin to geta  foothold and Brereton Diaz shows a bit of what he’s about by carrying the ball from the edge of our penalty area to the edge of theirs before losing out to the retreating Joelinton.  Aribo wins the ball back off of Guimaraes to halt the Newcastle break and against a huge backdrop of Newcastle fans screaming for a foul, we work the ball out to Sugawara on the right, who bursts past Lewis Hall who drags him back with a hand on the shoulder. More anger from the Newcastle fans as the most nailed on yellow card is brandished by Craig Pawson.


Smallbone chips in the freekick and it’s half cleared to the edge of the box before Smallbone finds Aribo it goes down the right and cuts it back to meet Smallbone’s run and he’s scuffs it goalwards and it’s going wide and Stephens at the back post knocks it into the net but it’s very clearly offside and no excuse to get excited at all.


We are now looking like the better side, breaking the Newcastle press with ease.  We allow them to get back though and when they do, we recycle the ball and keep it well for ten or so passes until Adam Armstrong finds himself with the Newcastle defenders backing off and the Newcastle born lad smashes in an effort from 30 yards which is always going over but it’s close enough to be encouraging.


Half an hour gone and Downes goes in for a tackle in the centre circle and the ref gives a free kick but the ball has gone towards the Newcastle goal and Fabian Schar has possession. Brereton Diaz decides to go and tackle him and then it all kicks off.  Schar gets up and shoves Brereton Diaz in the chest and then it’s eyeballs at close range and Schar drops the nut on him which is 100% going to get you a red card. For his part, Ben has gone into full shithouse mode and hit the deck spectacularly.  Over comes Craig Pawson and a big gang of Newcastle players and whilst everyone is pushing and shoving, he goes off to VAR.

“Hi Craig, Stockley Park here”
“Hi there boys, is Howard with you?”
“Yeah… he’s dressed up as the grim reaper as some kind of threat”
“OK, better do this properly then - we have an issue… Schar has nutted him hasn’t he?”
“Yes, Craig, clear as day…”
“But it’s Newcastle isn’t it?”
“Yes Craig…”
“What’s that noise I can hear on the line”
“Oh we’re fucking with you Craig - that’s just us playing a recording of a bonesaw cutting up a journalist”
“Very funny lads”
“Yeah, it’s a documentary, available on BBC Sounds in the North-East”
“Moving on lads – so what about the hairy Southampton player?”
“Top quality shithousing Craig… no rule against it”
“Fair enough”


Yellow card for Brereton Diaz, red card for Schar… off you fuck.

Brereton Diaz is now Public Enemy Number One in this part of the world of course, so the next time he gets the ball, he scampers down the left wing before a hard but fair tackle from Longstaff comes flying in.  Longstaff, being a bit of a thick twat himself, tries to goad BBD into sticking his head in again but Ben just laughs at this hilariously dumb attempt to make him react.

Saints are totally on top now and we really need to be putting pressure on whilst Newcastle adapt. They have taken off that twat Jacob Murphy and replaced him with a defender (Krafth).  Oh Jacob Murphy – Duje could have left the club an absolute legend if he’d smacked you one as he’d walked off.  Meanwhile, back to today and one passing move ends with KWP turning down the chance for a shot and instead trying a difficult pass which runs out of play. Next attack is out with Sugawara out on the right and this time he doesn’t even need to beat Lewis Hall as he digs out a fantastic cross and the perfect script is about to be written as Brereton Diaz gets in front of Livramento and he meets it and.....  Ben pulls out a 50p header and it flies into the crowd.  Shite.

So all under control and no need to panic and Newcastle are just launching balls into our half and we are dealing with them until we get a throw out on the left. KWP ends up giving the ball away before Gordon gives it back to us with an attempt to pass to Isak which goes to Stephens.  Stevo decides to go back to McCarthy who then produces an absolutely horrible bag of shit pass, which is kind of aimed back at Stephens but the trouble is, Alexander Isak is still in the way and guess what happens when you give the ball to one of the best forwards in the Premier League in your own penalty area? One touch, head up, pass into Joelinton, Goal. Oh Fuck off.



THB and Will Try To Bail McCarthy Out of his One-Off Mistake.  Fail.

Half time and Dan Burn is playing the hard man in the tunnel.  They really are dickheads – maybe we could have done with Tall Paul being there after all as a minder.  It doesn’t take a genius to work out what we’re going to get in the second half - 45 minutes against 10 men camped on the edge of their own box and a much time wasting as you could possibly imagine.  Sugawara is somewhat unlucky to be replaced with Sam Edozie as we’re going to go back four.  Edozie starts running at Livramento straight away to a cascade of abuse from the many Newcastle fans who can’t tell a white man with long hair and a beard from a black man with some braids and some tattoos.  It’s a good job they’re not sat up on the moon like our fans are.  Edozie slips a ball forward to Aribo who pulls it back but Adam Armstrong scuffs the shot which is cleared off the line by Hall and when Brereton Diaz follow up, it hits Livramento and goes wide. Fucks sake. Hall’s clearance actually hit’s the back of Pope’s head but instead of bouncing obligingly into the net, it comes out and Livramento knew absolutely fuck all about blocking the follow up.

Brereton Diaz has been moved inside to accommodate Edozie coming on and breaks behind Hall and a simple pass inside finds Adam Armstrong, whose touch bounces up invitingly for him to smash it but Pope takes off and pulls off a really good save.  Pope must be a bit annoyed with that because having tipped it away for a corner, he can’t waste two minutes taking a goal kick or flop to the ground holding the ball when he catches it.

Newcastle are defending deeper and deeper but no matter how many players Saints get into the box it’s not happening. Downes shoots and it’s blocked back out to Aribo who hits it and it deflects for a corner.  This set piece, like every single one before it, is headed away and dealt with easily.

Russell rolls the dice with the excellent Aribo and Brereton Diaz being replaced with Dibling and Cameron Archer comes on for his debut.  Armstrong has another effort from inside the penalty area which deflects wide for a corner which is easily cleared yet again. The final roll of the dice is a bit of a Hail Mary with KWP and Bednarek being replaced with Charly Alcaraz and Sam Amo.

92, 93 and it’s all very slow and methodical and we are not passing it quick enough and therefore not moving the defence about enough.  Dibling eventually finds Sam Amo, who gets his cross in straight away and Alcaraz rises well and heads goalwards only for Pope to fall on it and smile like a man who knows he’s going to get away with wasting the next three minutes.  Time’s nearly up and there’s one more cross into the box by Edozie, which is met by the leaping Archer but once again it’s straight down Pope’s throat.

And shit. I said before the game that we needed to show that we could compete at this level and that was almost more important than the result, so you could say that our performance when it was 11 v 11 and our ball retention in the second half show that we can compete. However, with an hour against 10 men, we really shouldn’t be coming away with a defeat and it’s disappointing from that point of view.

So, why did we lose? Obviously, the key moment was the goal that we gave away and though Russell Martin and the other players tried to pass it off as a “one off”, “one of those things” and “it could happen to anybody“, the fact is that everyone knew it was going to happen to Alex McCarthy.  In his last three appearances in friendlies in pre-season, McCarthy has passed the ball straight to the opposition about seven times and because it’s pre-season, the various strikers from Oxford, Lazio and Getafe have all missed. If you give the ball to Alexander Isak in your own penalty area, then Newcastle are going to score and one pass later, that’s what they did. The problem with trying to write this off as some sort of one-off is that it isn’t a one off and after those friendlies - it was the most predictable thing in the world.  When people show you who they are – believe them.  We need another goalkeeper - end of discussion and after watching our efforts at the top end of the pitch in the second half, we need some creativity.

When the red card happened on the half hour, with the score at 0-0, the absolute last thing you need is to give a goal away. If we go in 0-0 at half-time then Newcastle would still have had one eye on trying to win the game and it was therefore have been more open and we could maybe have created something. As it was, having been gifted the lead, all Newcastle did was drop deep and we didn’t have enough about us to cause them enough problems and of course, they took time out of the game and did that and defended really well.  It is a 100% clear cut red card and I’m not having anybody saying that Fabian Schar didn’t deserve to get sent off. Yes, there is no argument that Brereton Diaz made a meal out of it but even if he hadn’t, sticking the nut in on someone is probably going to get you a red card with VAR, even if the player doesn’t go down – even though of course, the on-pitch referee won’t give it unless someone hits the deck. Newcastle were already getting frustrated at that point because we weren’t letting them have it all their own way and then of course it got worse with the usual suspects like Bruno Guimaraes and Dan Burn being in the face of the referee and generally being fucking dicks.  The reaction from BBD in the incident is nothing but embarrassing and ultimately, it didn’t help once we gave the goal away.

The second half was attack versus defence and we did well to make it that sort of game, dealing with any Newcastle breaks pretty well. The problem was that we didn’t create that much against Newcastle’s low block two banks of four. Adam Armstrong brought a decent save out of Nick Pope but overall had a disappointing and slightly worrying return to top-flight football, smashing one narrowly over the bar in the first half but generally ghosting the second half despite staying on the pitch to the end.  Cameron Archer only got a few minutes and fired one chance over the bar and Ben Brereton Diaz started the game really positively but actually lost his way a bit after the red card and maybe the abuse he was getting from the Geordie crowd affected him a bit. As in the final friendly against Getafe, I do feel that our strikers are playing too wide and that they are closer to the fullbacks than they are to the central defenders so at times it looks like a 5-5-0 formation, which all adds to our difficulty in sticking the ball in the net.  Maybe it was just for this particular game because teams had success last year with playing that way against Newcastle, pinning back the full backs and getting bodies forward from midfield.


The Two Brereton Diaz Look-a-Likes Sum Up the Day

Despite winning, Newcastle fans are spitting fire over the BBD shithousing but they'll say nothing about the time-wasting that Craig Pawson allowed them to get away with in the second half in particular.  If you told me that the ball was in play for 15 minutes out of the 45 then I wouldn't be surprised.  It's usually one of the few things that the fans of the team that's behind, can influence the referee, but no chance of that with Newcastle still being allowed to put the away fans right up somewhere above the gods.  We gave them the opportunity to waste all that time with the shite goal we conceded so in effect, we only have ourselves to blame.  As an aside, there was a ruling made in 2017 that away fans had to be at pitch level in the Premier league but Newcastle successfully argued that they couldn't segregate away fans, because of cost of sorting the segregation, so they got given special dispensation which was initially only for a year.  Here we are six years later and they are still doing it - I think the Saudi's could afford it now and it wouldn't count towards their PSR limit as it's infrastructure.  It takes the piss that away fans are still shoved right up there.


Russell Martin emptied the bench in the second half to try and find a goal with us ending up with Tyler Dibling, Sam Amo, Adam Armstrong, Cameron Archer, Charlie Alcaraz and Sam Edozie all on the pitch at the same time. I think he knows we have a problem at the top end of the pitch still. The only substitution I have any issue with was removing Sugawara at half-time. Unless that was an injury then I don’t get it. If we want to go to four at the back then surely it’s better to have an attacking threat from both sides and KWP and Sugawara were both excellent in the first half.  Yuki’s cross that Brereton Diaz headed over was the best cross of the game. In short, I really feel that one of the central defenders should’ve come off.

Roll on Nottingham Forest at home next week. We have to go into that with the knowledge that whilst it was 11 against 11, we were the better side at St James’s Park. The last time we played Forest it was quite possibly the worst game I’ve ever seen in 50 years of watching Saints and that was decided by a horrendous defensive mistake by Lyanco and once we gifted Forest a goal, we had absolutely no clue how to get a goal ourselves. Then as now, things haven’t changed. Giving goals away at Premier League level is a hell of a lot more costly than it is at Championship level. Adapt or die.

Up the fucking Saints.