Thursday, October 8, 2020

Premier League Match 4 - Southampton 2 West Bromwich Albion 0


Oriol Celebrates With a Right Hook

West Brom at home in a game that we have to win if we want to have anything approaching a decent home record this year. So far of course, we have 100% record in the negative, having been thrashed by Tottenham. West Brom should provide a threat to that record being a newly promoted side who so far, only picked up one point.

Slaven Bilic is their manager now, trying to rebuild his reputation having most recently, managed at the shit show that is West Ham. Whenever I think of Bilic, I think of what a horrible bastard he was as a player, legendarily feigning injury to get Laurent Blanc sent off in the World Cup semi-final, which meant he missed the final in his own country. That sort of shit should never be forgotten. As a manager and as a pundit however, I’ve always quite liked the guy and he is certainly one who I hope does relatively well. I do think he is on a hiding to nothing this season though as the team at his disposal doesn’t appear to have any particularly strong areas of the pitch. He did make one good decision this summer and it’s one that we saw coming a mile off. As soon as West Brom got promoted then he obviously decided that the piss taker that is Charlie Austin, was not going to play a minute in the Premier League and so far the fat lard has been conspicuously absent from the match day 18. I fully expect him to be on his way to a desperate Championship club before that particular transfer window ends because there’s bound to be a club out there that doesn’t do its research and thinks that they are getting prime Charlie Austin from when he was at QPR.  He’s earned a lot of money off the back of that one season with both Saints and West Brom are falling for that one in the not too recent past. 

It’s been more upbeat around Saints since the win against Burnley. It looks like we have another midfielder coming in through the door in the form of Ibrahima Diallo, a 21-year-old Frenchman who plays for Brest (insert your own joke here).  I am waiting for the sweepstake to start on when someone will say “he was always our first choice”. Like Mohammed Salisu, this is another young player with not a huge amount of experience so we should not expect him to pull up trees straight away. For me, I can see him playing this season when either JWP or Romeu are unavailable for whatever reason and other than that, being restricted to substitute appearances, usually when we want to avoid Oriol launching someone and being sent off. 

Talking of JWP - along with Danny Ings he has retained his place in the England squad. Gareth Southgate has at least picked a left back this time but needless to say, it’s not Ryan Bertrand but Ben Chilwell who has proved his fitness playing about 12 minutes for Chelsea. I expect that even Ryan himself knows but that ship has sailed. 

There was a time of course in the not too distant past, when this game was looking like the one that might have fans back in the ground but that has all gone to shit because of the spike in Covid cases, mainly up north. There is a lot of talk a while ago about independence from Scotland. Can we just bring the Border down south and declare independence from the north. I wonder if they might open up Grounds in areas that are not in covid hotspots before they open up the rest. Maybe it would encourage all those fucking idiots in the street at 10 pm in Liverpool to actually follow some of the guidelines, no matter how stupid they appear to be.  It should be about getting as many businesses open as soon as possible and if it’s in the South then so be it.  Won’t happen though. 

Team news and as you were.  Vestergaard deservedly kept his place and Redmond was predictably on the bench with Djenepo given another chance on the left.  Fat shit Austin didn’t make the bench – he was sat at his hairdressers playing monopoly. 

Saints carve out a decent chance with their first real attack with the ball being worked to Bertrand and though he never really looked confident, he got the shot away but it was at a comfortable height for the keeper to parry.

After a decent bit of possession, Vestergaard pings a superb crossfield ball over to KWP who produces a first touch which takes him past the full back and he tries to find Ings with the pass but a defender gets a toe to it and it looks for all the world like an own goal but Johnstone pulls have a great save and the ball drops to Adams about 6 yards out.  He tries to get it past the goalkeeper but once more, the force field that goes up in front of goal whenever Adams has the ball is there again and we get a corner.

West Brom do manage to get in our half for the first time in so it allows us break it up and hit them on the break and Adams is absolutely cynically taken out by Livermore as cynically as you like.  The free kick is eventually delivered by JWP and Ings get up ahead of the defence and flicks it goalwards and Johnstone gets down to his right to pull off a really good save.  I do hope isn’t going to be one of those games with a bastard in goal saves everything. 

One of the features of the way Ralph wants the team to play is illustrated next as the ball is with the West Brom keeper and the Saints forwards have dropped off but as soon as he throws the ball into Sawyers in midfield then Ings, JWP and Adams are all over him.  The first two combine to nick the ball and it eventually breaks to Adams who gets to the edge of the box before hitting the force field again and dragging his shot wide of the left-hand post. 

A Saints attack breaks down with Romeu playing a poor pass and West Brom try to go forward which just gives us the opportunity to win the ball back which we duly do through Bednarek.  One pass from JWP breaks the midfield lines and Adams, Ings and Djenepo are 3v3 with Adams on the ball.  He tries to play a 1-2 with Ings but the ball back to him deflects off the defender and goes to Djenepo on the edge of the box.  The box of tricks produces a Cruyff turn totally sends Livermore out of the stadium before firing into the net past the keeper with his left foot.  Brilliant bit of skill by the man from Mali and we have the lead that we deserve. 

It’s disappointing to get to half-time only being 1-0 up but if we start the second half right then the second shouldn’t be too long in coming and then it should be plain sailing.  However, Bilic makes a sub at half time and West Brom are much more aggressive, rather than just sitting there waiting to get beat. We struggle for 10 minutes and West Brom have a shout for a penalty which probably would’ve been given last week but there are more common sense attached the rules now and Parreira’s freekick clearly hits Bertrand’s arm but as it was flicked on right in front of him, today this is just a corner which we survive. 

Djenepo appears to be limping so he comes off for Redmond which was probably in the plan anyway.  Saints are playing very patiently and keeping the ball very well having survived this initial 10 minutes of West Brom pressure and then it’s over. Virtually the whole team is involved in the build up with KWP featuring strongly before Bertrand and Redmond combine to find Armstrong who has made a run from right to left and his cross is met on the edge of the box by of all people, Oriel Romeu who crashes a hip high volley into the net, giving Johnstone no chance at all. What the fuck has happened here.  What a goal.  It is the kind of goal that would be drooled over for all eternity if a big club scored it.


A Fine Example of the Spanish Ninja Volley

To be honest, the referee could have blown the whistle at that point because there was no way that West Brom would get back into the game. It is not often that we are this comfortable. We content ourselves with playing ball around really nicely which brings a good chance to the superb KWP but he side foots it wide.  Shane Long comes on for Adams for the last 10 minutes and the only real chance it’s a JWP freekick from the left which Bednarek flicks goalwards and the ball hits Johnstone (who looked like he was just trying to protect his face) and flies narrowly over the bar narrowly over the bar.  It’s handy as a keeper if you can be lucky as well as good.  The End, job done, 3 points. 

In summary, that was a pretty perfect performance for this type of game against this type of opposition. A nice comfortable 2-0 win, scoring in the first half, putting it to bed in the second half and then having no alarms as the game is played out. There was a brief 10 minute spell after half time when West Brom was suddenly more aggressive and it took us a while to get to grips with that but once we did, it was as comfortable as any home winning the Premier League for us is ever going to be. 

It was a day that was full of positives than a clean sheet, goals from other sources other than Danny Ings and even the news that we have managed to sign another player with the Ibrahim Diallo deal confirmed by Ralph straight after the game. All in all, an excellent days work which Ralph was visibly delighted with. 

West Brom were more or less exactly as I expected them to be, not much potency up front, nothing but hard work in midfield and a dodgy defence and if it hadn’t been for Sam Johnstone in goal who pulled of several notable slaves, we could’ve been out of sight at half-time. The save he made from Ings header was right out of the top drawer. 

Though there will be tougher tests ahead, the Bednarek and Vestergaard central defensive partnership looked good once more and KWP again proved what an absolute snip he is looking like at £12 million quid. This is the same fee that we paid for Diallo so hopefully he will prove to be the same. 

As I said earlier, having different goalscorers was a great thing.  Djenepo took his goal superbly with a wonderful bit of skill which threw everybody, including the West Brom keeper. Romeu’s goal was unbelievable, purely because it was him.  Oriol usually reserves kicking things that hard to opposition players but fair play to the man.  It would’ve been a fantastic moment if the fans have been in the ground. 

Elsewhere, the forwards could both have scored but as said, Ings was denied by the keeper and Adams was denied by the invisible forcefield which seems to spring up in front of the goal every time he has a shot.  It’ll come.  Djenepo was lively though he did appear to limp off which is hopefully not a problem that’ll keep him out of the next game in a couple of weeks. 

International break now and we have 6 points from 4 games which is better than our usual starts.  When we come back though, hopefully with a clean bill of health, we have a difficult trip to Chelsea who have unsurprisingly, not been firing on all cylinders so far as they bed in their team of Galacticos.  Oh for a repeat of last year.

 

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