Sunday, December 24, 2023

EFL Championship Match 23 - QPR 0 Southampton 1

 


Taylor's Strikers Finish - Not Like Our Actual Strikers

Four games in ten days with Christmas in the middle and it all kicks off today at Loftus Road, in the first repeat fixture of the season as we take on QPR.  It isn’t the first repeat of two managers setting up against each other though, because Gareth Ainsworth, he who looked like he came straight from the set of Lord of the Rings, has been sacked by QPR and replaced with the very little known Marti Cifuentes, who up till now had only managed four clubs in Scandinavia. Rumour has it that after Ainsworth got sacked, he was still waving at QPR fans trying to get them to make more noise to deflect away from the fact that he’d been sacked. Strange bloke but I’m sure he’ll turn up somewhere.

Under Cifuentes, QPR have showed signs of life and though still in the relegation zone, have got themselves back in touch recently with three wins in a row against Stoke, Preston and Hull.  However, in the last couple of games they have drawn at home to ten man Plymouth and lost to Sheffield Wednesday so maybe the new manager bounce has happened and now they are reverting to type.
Anyone who thinks this is going to be an easy away game needs to give their head a bit of a wobble though because QPR haven’t lost at home since Leicester beat them in October so there’s no way that this is a gimme. QPR caused us a lot of problems at St Mary‘s and we were somewhat fortunate to stumble over the line with a win.  Ilias Chair and Sinclair Armstrong were both particularly dangerous and in Lyndon Dykes, they have a striker who is so good that he occasionally keeps Che Adams out of the Scotland starting lineup. You probably can’t hear the sarcasm in the way I wrote that. Russell Martin’s press conference today revealed that we had a fully fit squad to choose from, apart from long-term absentees Ross Stewart and Kamaldeen Sulemana. I was calling Ross Stewart a long-term absentee when I thought he was going to be back in January but now it appears that his hamstring injury is worse than feared, which means he has gone from “long-term absentee” to “who knows when the fuck he’s going to be playing again”. Estimates now say the start of next season, which is sad news but he's now nearing Agustin Delgado status. With the transfer window about to open, I would suggest we need more goals to be signed by the Sport Republic cheque-book, especially if the aforementioned Adams departs and that seems likely. There will always be a Premier League club stupid enough to ignore current form. Around the time that Russell Martin was announcing a completely unchanged starting 11 and bench from the Blackburn game, words came through that in the early kick-off, Leeds had won 4-0…. Booooo! … and it was against Ipswich… Yessss!  So, a bit more incentive for today. Today at Loftus ‘Restricted View’ Road and QPR start the game really well and press Saints into errors which then allows them to break through Chair on the left hand side and carries the ball forward before firing in a low the cross which Baz dives out and collect well.  Bree is going to have his hands full out there.
Aribo, who is playing at 20 mph, while everyone else is playing at 100 mph, gets tackled just inside the QPR half of the ball squirts loose to Chair, who looks up and properly goes for it from just inside our half, smashing the ball towards goal and there is a brief moment when it looks like he’s done a Beckham but it drops about a yard over the scrambling Baz and the crossbar. Saints show up in attack straight afterwards, with Bree getting  in a cross and it’s half cleared to Smallbone at the edge of the box but his effort is blocked and was going wide anyway. Edozie then attacks from the other side and dances across the top of the penalty area past couple of players, before taking aim and putting it just wide of the far post.  I was hoping for a throwback to the home game against QPR when Skate Begovic dived over an effort from a similar place.


Chair Leaves Breezy's Hamstring Flapping in the Wind
Chair vs Bree resumes on the QPR left and he gives a full back twisted blood before scuffing a shot through Smallbone’s legs and Baz pouches it easily enough.  Bree seem to pull up halfway through chasing back down the line and he tries to play on for a few minutes but it’s no good and down he sits, to be replaced by Ryan Manning.

Manning gets up and running straight away and feeds into Stuart Armstrong, who junks inside a player and plays a lovely ball into Smallbone on the penalty spot before he can get a shot away, Paal comes across and clears out everything.  Great tackle by the left back. 

A common complaint about Smallbone is that he doesn’t sprint anywhere but he puts in a bit of a burst which takes Dozzell by surprise and he brings him down out on the right.  Ryan Manning swings it in, flicked on by Adam Armstrong and at the back post THB has manhandled his way past his marker and cushions a volley past the Skate Begovic to make it 1-0 just before half-time
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And we're off to Stockley Park:

"Hi - can you wait five minutes and check exactly how Harwood-Bellis got completely free and his man ended up on his arse?"

"Er, you're refereeing in the Championship aren't you?"

"Oh fuck, yes I am"

"Getting it in early for next year?"

"What do you mean?"

"Saints are going up"

THB Points at the Guy That Was Supposed to be Marking Him

The talk at half time probably said something along the lines of not having our usual flat start tot he second half but we ignored that and After ten minutes of the second half it looks like QPR are getting on top and Russell Martin goes pro-active and calls it early, with Downes, Smallbone and Edozie replaced with Charles, Adams and Fraser.  Suddenly, we don’t look like we are going to have our backs to the wall for the rest of the game and with QPR attacking with getting no shots on target, Saints are always a good bet on the break and the referee ignores Adam Armstrong being taken out off the ball and Aribo knocks a short pass in to KWP, who takes on five players dribbling into the penalty area before he gets crowded out. Apart from Chair, the only decent QPR attacking player is Willock and he had a chance on the left but when composure was needed, the lashed it wildly over the bar. The same player then turns up on the right and gets in a shot from the edge of the box which again is straight at Baz. Stuart Armstrong is having another good game but then has a beast of a moment when he picks up the ball in the centre midfield and inexplicably passes it straight to QPR player forcing Shea Charles to do what no one did up at Coventry and take the guy out and get a yellow card. Paal’s left-footed free-kick flies off the wall and goes for a goal-kick, to much hilarity. Under pressure, Saints play some superb football out from the back with Manning playing it along the line to Adams, who (proper centre forward play klaxon) holds the ball up really well before knocking it round the corner to send the Wee Man scampering into the QPR half. He gets his head up and picks out Charles on the edge of the box, whose side footed effort is well saved and Aribo’s follow-up is blocked.  We are not settling for 1-0 and are trying to put this to bed and down the left again with Manning and Fraser eventually setting up Stuart Armstrong to step inside and drill the shot straight at the Skate.
Che Adams then take centre stage as we build down the right and work it across to Adams on the left and he has a choice of shooting or sliding it along the ground for Adam Armstrong to tap in but in the event does neither and chips in across which misses everybody.
The intention to see out the game is signalled with one captain being replaced with another – Adam Armstrong replaced with Jack Stephens and we are back with Che Adams, who does brilliantly to close down the QPR defender as he’s about to smash the ball long and the ball bounces through but onto his least favourite of his two week in feet and instead of smashing it left-footed he tries to get his right foot around it and chip the goalkeeper with the outside of his boot but can only knock it back to him at knee height. It’s beyond pathetic it really is. I don’t think there’s a striker in the top two divisions of English football who would’ve tried to do that and failed so badly.
As we approach 92 minutes, we get a bit intricate with our passing on the left and we lose it and QPR look to break and Shea Charles absolutely wipes him out with an arm across the neck. That’ll be a second yellow then and off you go. QPR are still trying to play out from defence even though they are not very good at it and after a horrific attempt to control a throw-in by the QPR centre back, Adams picks it up in the penalty area and gets absolutely trashed but the referee is blind or stupid or both so that’s not a penalty.


The Manning Guide to Defending
94 minutes and as always happens, QPR win a corner in the 94th minute and up comes bloody Begović from the back, looking for his second career goal against Saints and it’s swung in from the right hand side and it’s an excellent delivery to the back post and there is Stephens rising above everybody to flick the ball out knowing full well that he was going to get completely clattered and ultimately that’s the last action of the game. And with that masterful defensive header from Jack Stephens, the game is over and three points going back down the M3, probably via Bracknell because M3 junction closures always spring up out of nowhere.  What a game that was, in the second half especially. At 1-0 up, we still went for it and created loads of chances to score a second but couldn’t manage to do so. This of course gave QPR the odd opportunity but in all truth, they didn’t really test Baz at all.

I do however think QPR will comfortably survive as they looked decent and worked really hard.  They pressed well and played some good football but just lacked any sort of cutting edge. The big donkey Dykes was exactly the big donkey that we all kind of knew he would be and so any good work by Chair or Willock, was ultimately for nothing.
Saints had a few players who put in nothing performances in the first half with the usual suspects, Aribo and Smallbone not remotely being at the pace of the game.  Smallbone had a strange match. Ultimately, it was his burst of pace that caught the defender off guard that led to him being brought down for the free-kick from which are winning goal came from. On the other hand, the rest of the game, the lack of pace and intensity that he showed meant that he was almost identified as a pressing trigger for QPR, losing the ball multiple times and putting us on the back foot.  It was no surprise when he was taken off on 55 minutes.  Aribo on the other hand, really grew into the game in the second half and the likes of Stuart Armstrong and Ryan Fraser came to life. The back four was solid throughout with Ryan Manning having a very good game against his former club when he came on as a substitute for the luckless James Bree.
One player who was unlucky today was of course Shea Charles who picked up two yellows, basically covering for other people’s mistakes. He took a yellow card after a Stuart Armstrong mistake and then took another after we over-committed in the 90th minute. One word of advice though is that if you just step in front of a player the referee might not see it but if you clothesline them, even the referees at this level are going to see it and give you a yellow card.  What the referee didn’t see was a ridiculous challenge and the penalty area on Che Adams which of course should’ve given us a penalty but as I say every week in this wonderful non–VAR competition that we are in this year, we win some, we lose some. Today was one of those days when fouling Che Adams in a penalty area was a complete waste of effort because you might as well just let him out the ball because there’s a 99% certainty that he will fuck it up.  I can't get over that chance he missed.  OK, anyone can miss but to miss like that is something else.
It was a really good day for Russell Martin in that he learned the lessons of the Watford and Huddersfield games and we went for it after going 1-0 up. The substitutions he made on 55 minutes were spot-on, as was the change to introduce Jack Stephens for Adam Armstrong. It wasn’t long after Stevo came on that Shea Charles got sent off, after which Stevo went to right back to allow KWP to pressure QPR in their own half.  Regardless of the superb last minute header by Stevo, he is going to have to wait because not only did THB scored the winning goal, his partnership with Bednarek was absolutely faultless and goes a long way to explain why QPR were never really a threat on our goal.
One down, three Christmas and New Year games to go. Next up is the Boxing Day visit of Swansea in the Compensation Derby. Bring it on, Merry Christmas and Up the Fucking Saints.

2 comments:

  1. Great report, as ever.

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  2. Always a good read. QPR played well, and Saints played better. Feel we need another striker - not Ings though!

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