Saturday, December 31, 2016

Premier League Match 18 - Southampton 1 Tottenham 4


Explain This One Please Ref?

The Christmas fixture congestion has been in the news and a league table has been published regarding how long each team has got to play its three Christmas and New Year games.  Needless to say – we’ve been shafted with 3 games in 6 days, Wednesday, Saturday, Monday.  Chelsea for example have Monday, Saturday, Wednesday, so an extra two days rest for the 2nd and 3rd games.  Fair isn’t it.  We have Spurs at home today followed by West Brom on Saturday who will have had an extra days rest and Everton on Monday who will also have had an extra days rest.  Good old level playing field brought to you by the Premier League and Sky.  Cheers.

Spurs – we beat them last year at White Hart Lane at the end of the season when they were on the beach but usually we get stuffed by them, usually with us contributing greatly to our own downfall with a shocking back pass or calamitous defensive error.  We have returning people of course today with Mauricio Pochettino and Big Vic and Spurs have been decent this season without tearing up any trees.  They are however firmly ensconced in the top 6 of the league in this season of two distinct divisions within the Premier League.

Spurs players I don’t like (when they’re playing for Spurs) include Danny Rose who is a good player but a horrible little shit and that’s a description that could be applied to Dele Alli as well.  Then there’s Jan Vertonghen who is a complete thug and our old mate Toby Alderweireld – fantastic footballer but like Koeman, pretended to be an honourable man but turned out to be nothing of the sort.

We change a few from the Bournemouth game with Romeu returning from suspension in place of Reed and JWP replacing the injured Clasie.  The only other change sees Davis start ahead of Hojbjerg.  Spurs are as you'd expect aside from Alderweireld being injured and replaced with Dier.

We tear into them from the kick off – Boufal has a run and beats a player before laying it offto Bertrand who is trashed by Big Vic. Free kick to us and up steps JWP with a perfect in-swinger and up goes Virgil above Vertonghen and nods it past Lloris for 1-0 before Spurs have touched the ball.  Get the fuck in there and another £5 million gets added to the made up figures that the papers are spouting about his transfer fee.

Spurs are clearly rattled and we keep up the pace.  Vic tries to play out of defence in exactly the way he did for us when we all shat ourselves and he gives it away and José and Davo both have shots blocked.  We eventually work it down the left with Davo and Cedric before Redmond has a dart and hits a cross shot inches wide of Lloris’ far post.  It looked a fuck sight closer on the replay on the big screen than it did at the time.  More great play as Berrtand megs Walker and he’s off, a low cross and the ball gets half blocked in the middle and Vertonghen gets a boot to it ahead of J-Rod.  This is an interesting challenge to say the last from the thug.  When you see the replay he clearly sticks his hand in J-Rod’s face and scratches it, in the same way he did to Fernando Torres a few years back.  Vertonghen is a horrible fucker.

Spurs finally get a foothold and start to pass it about.  We halp them by sitting back and letting them do it.  It’s infuriating as we’re virtually running backwards all of a sudden like someone has sounded the retreat.  We have the back four and the wingers, Boufal and Redmond are also back.  The midfielders aren’t getting near the Spurs midfield and it’s horrible to watch.  After a minute or so, Spurs work it wide to Sissoko whose cross, hits Redmond’s back and loops over Fonte and falls perfectly for Dele Alli to nod into the top corner.  Bollocks.  One shot, one goal, large slice of luck with the cross.  You have to ask why Redmond was in the right back position with Cedric inside him.

As the ‘back 6’ formation has failed to keep us in the lead, we inexplicably decide to keep playing that way and it’s all Spurs.  We try and play out and lose it and then it’s full scramble defence.  Romeu covers for Virgil who is upfield but no one covers for Romeu and so Eriksen has a free shot from the edge of the box which he balloons.  There’s almost a fucking nightmare as Big Vic twinkle toes into the penalty area and past Virgil but José knows the shit he’s going to get if Vic scores so throws himself in the way.

We just need to get to half time at 1-1.  J-Rod is not getting a sniff of the ball up front and when Boufal gets it, he’s so deep that when he beats someone, there is no one he can pass to so he has to beat the man again and then either loses it or gets crowded out.  Still, we make it to half time all square and surely Claude is going to sort this shit out.

He doesn’t.  Well, if he does then no one is listening as it’s all Spurs again after the restart with us really not doing much to stop them, paralysed with fear.  It’s easy as you like as a Walker chip over the top is hacked behind by Fonte and from Eriksen’s corner, Romeu loses Kane who crashes a header into the near top corner for 2-1.  No chance for Fraser, shite marking and this is horrible.

We plug away for another ten minutes without any conviction at all and it gets exciting when Walker trashes through Bertand and we get a free kick in a decent area.  Jwp tosses it in, it’s headed away and Spurs break through Sissoko, a good ball and Alli is clear on goal.  Redmond is back and in a flurry of arms and legs, Alli hits the deck as per usual and Mike Dean has his opportunity and it’s a penalty.  There’s not too many complaints and no Spurs players are waving imaginary cards but you that the ref won’t be finished and sure enough after a bit of a delay, red card.  Fair play to Harry Kane for leading Redmond away from the ref and off he went and up stepped Kane for the penalty to surely kill us off but the Saints support erupts into laughter as he smashes it miles over and I mean miles.  The replays show that a fucking great divot of earth came up from his standing foot and actually lifter the ball up an inch which means his striking foot just ballooned it.  I’m only surprised that the cunty little ref didn’t order a retake.

To be fair, we actually respond a bit.  Claude decides against freshening it up and we go 4-4-1 with JWP right and Boufal left.  It’s not really achieving much and Big Vic is enjoying himself and having a shot from the edge of the box which Fraser shovels over.  Rose then tees up Eriksen again and this time he smashes an effort against the bar.  Finally Claude decides that he’s allowed to make subs according to his rotation document for the next two games and on come all three of Tadic, Hojbjerg and Long to replace Boufal, Davis and J-Rod.  I can’t imagine any of the three departing players will be missed much as Boufal has been too deep, Davis has just been muscled out of everything and J-Rod has only had about 5 touches of the ball.  JWP has obviously only been left on for his free kicks and corners as he’s be woeful in open play.

Hugo Lloris is very sportingly keeping us interested by buggering about with his clearances.  From one the ball gets presented to Hojbjerg who tries to find the empty net with a long range left footed effort but all he does is pass it straight to the keeper.  He at least got a shot away which is more than Tadic managed when presented with a similar shanked clearance.  Spurs make a substitution and the only reason I’m mentioning this is because Dembele went to trot off then turned round and went to the ref.  This wasn’t just a quick handshake but almost a high five.  Whatever it was it was fucking odd.

Long has done fuck all in the 15 minutes he’s been on and he’s on his heels and losing the ball when Hojbjerg tries to find him.  Spurs break again and a ball left flicks off Romeu and kindly falls to Son who is through against Fraser and he makes no mistake to bury us and 3-1.  Three minutes later and JWP gets totally manshamed by Rose who dribbles forward before finding Alli who produces a really calm finish past Fraser and into the corner.  4-1 and the exodus that started at 3-1 becomes a stampede.  I’m staying – the 10 on the pitch have tried their hearts out but the damage was already done and Spurs are just too good for us, especially a man down.

Even though the game is gone, a couple of Spurs players manage to confirm my reasons for having a low opinion of them.  Firstly, Vertonghen gets involved with Long for no reason at all and picks up a yellow card and then Alli decides that at 4-1 up in the 93rd minute, with a very pissed off Saints side, it’s a good idea to do some showboating so I really enjoyed the fact that Romeu decided to kick the diving little showboating cunt up in the air.  Needless to say, Alli got all pissy about it.  Don’t be a twat then.  Thank fuck that’s over.  I’m kind of resigned about it really, they were far too good for us, the referee didn’t help but at the time (from up the other end) I could see why he got the red card out and we’d have lost anyway. 

This wasn’t a game of two halves, more a game of three thirds. 

In the first third which lasted the opening 20 minutes, we were superb, 1-0 up and battering them.  We were on the front foot and bringing the Bournemouth 2nd half display to a team who are of a much higher standard.  We had them rattled and there was only one team who looked scoring the second goal of the match

The second third started with a bit of Tottenham possession and us dropping deeper, playing the 6-3-1 formation and a lucky deflection on a cross giving Alli the equaliser.  Then we persisted with 6-3-1 until we were 2-1 down and Redmond got sent off.  We lost the match in this third of the game, before the sending off happened. 

The final third of the game post red card was better because it had to be.  Players like Romeu and Fonte suddenly woke up and we looked like a team again, only to get picked off on the break to make it look worse.  The red card meant we lost 4-1 instead of by a smaller margin but it doesn’t obscure the fact that we completely handed the initiative to Spurs in the middle third of the game.

Claude echoed what I’ve said about the good opening 20 minutes and then bad until the red card.  Where I have to disagree is him saying that it was dead once the red card happened.  No it wasn’t or it needn’t have been.  A few will point at the fact there was a triple substitution and that showed intent but did it really?  It was like for like subs.  Hojbjerg for Davis, Tadic for Boufal, Long for J-Rod.  I remember playing Wimbledon at home years ago and they had a man sent off at 2-1 down and they took off a midfielder, brought on a tall striker and played a 4-2-3 formation, missing out midfield altogether and just launching long balls.  They beat us 3-2.  Why not really go for it?  Take Davis off, stick Maya on, bung Virgil up front and launch it.  OK, it probably wouldn’t have worked but why not – doing the same things and expecting different results sure as hell isn’t going to work.   Even without my ‘Virgil up front’ scheme, Redmond should have been followed down the tunnel by Boufal with Shane Long coming straight on to at least stretch the Spurs defenders.  Were we saving the subs to the 70th minute so as not to tire them out for the West Brom game or was it just a case of the manager being too defensive minded?  A bit of both methinks.

What the f*ck was going on from the 20th minute until the red card?.  Our back four were stretched the width of the penalty area, Boufal was to Bertrand’s left, Redmond to Cedric’s right and our three midfielders was five yards in front of the line of 6 with J-Rod standing in another post code on his own.  Spurs just passed it around in front of us with so much time.  We gave Victor Wanyama, a player who we know inside out, time on the ball.  He’s not the best if he’s rushed so get into him and he’ll cough up possession.  We know this but we stood off.  They worked it wide, cross, deflection, header, goal.  Easy.  You can’t let teams who are better than you just play – they will score eventually.  You have to unsettle them, you have to make them play under pressure.

The 6-3-miles-1 had another problem and that was J-Rod.  He’s not a striker who is going to hold the ball up for a few seconds to let others get near him so why play that way and expect him to do it?  The ball goes up to him, Spurs win it back, away they go again passing it about .  Easy.  With our wingers playing at right and left back we could never get out and our midfield was right on top of the back 6.  Davis and JWP were completely ineffective and not physically strong enough against Wanyama and Dembele and not quick enough to get away from them.  Romeu was off the pace in the first half, always arriving at where the ball had just been moved on from rather than getting there earlier and making the tackle.  In short, it was absolute shit.

The referee – Mike Dean.  He is clearly bent and favours Spurs.  Statistically it’s proven and today just underlined it.  It’s harsh to give a penalty but once he’s given it then the red card is necessary and even if he’d given a free kick then Redmond would still have had to walk.  There was definitely a foul in there so there you go.  The problem for me is the high five with Dembele.  He must know that that looks horrendous – he’s already sent a player off and given a contentious penalty so having a special handshake with a player is not good form.  As for Dembele – shake hands with the ref at the end of the game like everyone else you twat.

I think that overall, this season is proving what an anomaly last season was.  Last year we managed to finish above Chelsea and Liverpool but this year has seen the Big 6 move on another level.  Chelsea and Liverpool are clearly better and you could argue that all of City, United, Spurs and Arsenal are better too.  The rest of the division can all beat each other but getting any points at all against the top 6 is going to be much harder this year than last.


Next up is West Brom, a team near the top of our division within the Premier League.  Hopefully we won’t bring our ‘scared to death’ tactics to this game and play to win it for 90 minutes.

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