Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Premier League Match 26 - Swansea 0 Southampton 1


Davo Celebrates Not Being at Right Wing-Back Any More

On we roll to the Liberty Stadium and Swansea City who are having a fun time of it this season.  Having started well, they plummeted and ended up just above the bottom three which caused ex-Saint Garry Monk to get sacked and replaced with another ex-Saint Alan Curtis.  Monk had done a pretty good job up until then but fell victim of the ‘Mega TV Deal Next Season Syndrome’ which causes chairmen to get twitchy even quicker than usual.  Curtis had been behind the scenes at Swansea for forever and was promoted to the main job for the rest of the season though he did look somewhat reluctant (he actually looked like a man who'd fallen in a bucket of tits and come up sucking his thumb) and had most armchair pundits predicting relegation.  A couple of weeks later, Francesco Guidolin arrived on the scene from WhotheFuckareYou and he turned up as a coach with the inference being that he would work under Curtis but in no time at all he was the manager and Curtis was back in the shadows.  I don’t know if this has all been explained but it’s all a bit odd for a team who have been run so well for the past 10 years, carefully selecting managers with the same philosophy and carrying on the progress which saw them go from League 2 (or whatever it was called then), into the Premier League and Europe and winning the League Cup.  Guidolin is a bit of an unknown here but what is known is that he’s not Brendan Rodgers who was linked with a return to the club but the Deluded one obviously thinks he’s above sides who aren’t winning trophies all the time like he did at Liverpool.  It would have been amusing if Rodgers had got the job but then it’s equally amusing that the bell end is still out of work.

The ‘three managers in one season’ approach is one we tried in 2004/5 and it worked out really well as the dream team of Sturrock, Wigley and Redknapp combined with eachother and with Rupert Lowe to get us relegated.  All these years on and it’s still nice talking about Lowe in the past tense.  Swansea should have too much about them to go down though, especially when you consider the shite that’s down there at the bottom of the league.  They have some good players in Williams, Cork, Sigurdsson, Montero and Ayew to name but a few and they used to have Shelvey but they seemed to see him as a walking attitude problem so they got shot of him to Newcastle in January.  Bafe Gomis was good at the start of the season but he’s lost form horribly and against us at St.Mary’s, they brought on a guy called Eder to play up front who wouldn’t have looked good in a non-league team but after no goals in half a season, t he’s been moved to the ‘Mayuka Graveyard’ for cheapish foreign players who turned out to be absolute shite and you should never have believed the agent or the You Tube compilation.

Where we have a definite advantage is in goal where we have The Wall and they have Fabianski who has always been dodgy.  Hopefully we’ll get our forward play sorted today after a couple of games off and give him lots to do.  There’s been some media coverage of the Big Vic 5 week ban with the general consensus from people who are not involved in tabloids being that he was unlucky to get the red card against West Ham.  It’s gone now and had we appealed, Clattenburg is not one to admit he was wrong. 

Elsewhere in the media it’s all about Jose Mourinho who, the last time I checked, was not employed by an English club.  Guardiola’s impending arrival at Manchester City has prompted the United-friendly media to go into overdrive, lest their beloved United fall even farther behind.  All very disrespectful to Louis van Gaal but they won’t give a shit about that.  I’d love them to give the job to a Class of 92 Dream Team including Giggs and Neville so a failure would bury that particular myth as well.  The main news of course is Leicester City.  I’d love them to win it and I don’t wish to have anything to do with anyone who expresses an opinion along the line of ‘it would be bad for the Premier League brand to be represented in the Champions League by Leicester’.   Fuck off – it would be the best thing in football for years but the cynical bastard in me wonders if they’ll start getting a pile of shite refereeing decisions.

Back to today and aside from Big Vic, J-Rod and Florin Gardos, we have everyone available and Ronald rolled the dice again and made some changes.  Predictably, Romeu and Targett were back for Bic Vic and Yoshida but JWP was recalled for Mané who had finally been dropped but most surprisingly, Steve Davis was in at right wing-back in place of Cédric, which seemed strange.  Swansea included Jack Cork who I have a lot for time for as he left because he wanted to play football, rather than left for the money.

Away we go and the first action is Routledge trying to get on the end of a ball from the right and he winds up slapping the ball with his hand as it flies over his head.  The letter of the law says that’s a booking but today we have Jon Moss who it would appear, is going to be lenient and referee with common sense, just like Mark Twattenburg does.

We have our first effort as Bertrand slings in a cross, the very dodgy Fabianski punches under pressure from Long and it’s eventually teed up for Graziano, who is big and beautiful and he catches the volley quite well but straight at the keeper.  There’s a bit of a battle going on in midfield and it’s good to see JWP fully committing to tackles and winning them.  If memory serves, he broke his foot in this game last year.  Cork is getting stuck in for Swansea as well but he catches Pellè.  JWP’s free kick is met by Fonte at the back stick but goes wide.

It’s a bit odd with Steve Davis playing on the right and he looks a bit uncomfortable but starts a move which gets crossed in by JWP and Romeu bursts into the box but can’t control it properly and it’s cleared.  He should have smashed it first time really and I bet it would have cleared the stand, a bit like Sigurdsson tried to do from Swansea’s next attack.  Power 10/10, Accuracy 0/10.

The first half has been piss poor to be honest.  We’ve been the better of two sides who are not playing particularly well but we do create a golden chance before half time as Davis gets down the right and slings in a great ball.  Fabianski doesn’t want it and Fernandez has totally lost Long who has a free header… which he puts straight at the keeper, right into his stomach.  Honestly, a 5 year old would have saved it.  Shane knows it’s a bad one and now he has half time to think about it.

Watching Graziano at the start of the second half and I’m put in mind of Sir Rickie when he used to come back from injury or suspension and be absolutely crap for a few games with no movement or touch.  Pellè is having a shocker but he’s keeping at it and when Bertrand gets down the left and gets a cross in, it’s typical that Romeu comes in and can only get enough on it to take it away from Pellè’s head and hairstyle.

Graziano is in full ‘mamma mia’ mode just after that as he battles past two men and gives it to Targett but instead of returning it to him, Targett booms in a cross which is deflected for a corner to much arm waving and Italian swear words.  He wears a resigned look a few seconds later and JWP plays a short corner with Clasie and his eventual cross is too close to Fabianski who comes for it, catches it and bangs into Fonte and spills the ball for Pellè to stick in the net.  Disallowed for a foul on the keeper.  Not surprised but to anyone who likes physical play, it's an absolutely shit decision.  José wasn’t even challenging him – he’s caught it and his momentum has seen him run into the skipper and drop the ball.  How is that a fucking foul?

Romeu is off as he’s already been booked and Cédric is on, meaning Davo moves infield.  Clasie picks up a booking for pulling back Sigurdsson and his free kick should be headed home by Williams but he forgets to head the ball and it passes in front of him and off for a goal kick.  What I like about this formation, other than the defensive solidity, is the fact that we can play two up front as it gives Pellè more options and this time he flicks a ball down to Long who turns away from Williams but he can’t get enough on the shot and the keeper drops on it easily enough.

It’s there to be won as Swansea are very average and then we finally get some quality into our play.  Davis sweeps the ball from left to right to Cédric.  He controls and lays it back to JWP, first time cross and there is Long again, away from Fernandez again, with a free header again and this time he gets it away from Fabianski who can only fumble it into the net.  Get in there you beauty.

Charlie Austin is on for us and they’ve now got Gomis and Barrow on.  Barrow was the bloke who Bertrand kicked up in the air at SMS last year.to earn a red card.  Barrow isn’t bad to be fair and he runs at Targett and cuts in before shanking a horrible effort wide of the near post.

Maya has come on for Targett, giving Bertrand the chance to kick Barrow up in the air again as he moved left but Maya has his standard moment of being involved in a penalty shout against us.  Swansea have a striker called Paloschi who wears an alice band and is therefore not to be trusted.  I think he’s been on since the start but I notice him for the first time in the 91st minute when he and Maya come together and he falls to the ground and demands a penalty.  No chance.  The ball goes to Gomis who loses it to Fonte and we build up the left and Davis again spreads play to Austin on the right and he bears down on goal and shoots, sees it hit Williams and Fabianski turn it round the post.  In truth, Charlie should have got his head up and played in Shane who was completely free in the middle.  Charlie and JWP compound Swansea irritation by pissing about with the corner and time wasting which earns JWP a booking and Ashley Williams is going mental at them but he’s going mental from closer than 10 yards so he has to go back before they can take it.  All very amusing from our point of view of course.  Final whistle and what do you know, we’ve done it again and another clean sheet for 6 in a row.

I love results like this. 1-0 without looking threatened, away from home against a side in a relegation battle.  It’s these sort of results and functional home wins against bottom half sides at home that get you high up the league. Yes it would be nice to blow teams away but realistically that’s not going to happen away from home against anyone but this will do nicely.  Defensively again we looked rock solid with the back three handling everything that a limited Swansea could throw at them and that’s before you get to Fraser in goal. 

I’m not sure that the Davis at right wing back experiment was a success and it was no coincidence that when he was put in the middle and Cédric came on, we looked better and the two were heavily involved with the goal when Shane made up for his crap effort in the first half.  Other positives included Romeu putting in another decent  showing in the absence of the Suspended One and both Clasie and JWP putting themselves about strongly.  Jack Cork is a player that most Saints fans miss but you could see today that he’s not on the level of the guys we currently have.  JWP has upped his game in the last few weeks and has obviously grown in confidence, both with his contribution with the ball in open play and his tackling which used to be embarrassing but is now improving.  Graziano looked off the pace again and you do wonder how long it’s going to be before he’s on the bench and Charlie Austin is starting games.  Today was a game won, leaving Dusan Tadic and Sadio Mané on the bench and whilst I’m sure that they’re a bit pissed off about that as individuals, it’s great for Southampton FC.  Having been poor for the past few weeks and now finally dropped, it’s amusing that the Mané to United / City £30 million transfer stories have sprung up again.

Ronald can do no wrong at the moment – he changes the formation and we win, he changes a winning team and we win, he walks on water and doesn’t sink and he can leap tall buildings with a single bound.  I don’t know about the last two for a fact but I’d put money on it right now.  We’re up to 6th now, one goal ahead of West Ham and only a point behind Manchester United in 5th.  This ‘not letting in any goals’ thing is really helping but it’s going to get severely tested next time out with the visit of Chelsea who are an altogether different prospect to the team we beat 3-1 at Stamford Bridge a few months back.  It would be somewhat annoying if that complete shitbag Diego Costa gets the first goal past Fraser.

That’s for another day though – right now it’s time to feel good about being above Chelsea in the league and above bastard Liverpool in the league.  However, let’s not get carried away and start thinking that we can catch Man City in 4th.  That really isn’t going to happen but unbelievably, improving again on last season is still on.




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