The L1-10 Player Review 2014/15

Players Review 2014/15 (Fans of Mayuka and Osvaldo better not look)

The marks out of 10 are difficult as you have some players who’ve played 40 games and some who’ve played 2 but in general, the way it works sees players rated on a scale of 10 to Mayuka.

GOALKEEPERS (FORSTER 8, DAVIS 5.5, GAZZANIGA 6)

This season we had the same nightmare with the keepers that we had last year.  Last year, Artur Boruc broke his wrist at a crucial stage of the season and we then mixed and matched between replacements who weren’t good enough.  I would say that the one failing in the recruitment for this season was not finding an adequate back up for the first choice keeper.  It was understandable that it didn’t happen in the summer as the new goalkeeper coach Dave Watson hadn’t seen the other keepers we had and Artur Boruc threw his toys out very close to the end of the transfer window.  However, we let the January window pass us by when surely we could have found a keeper on loan for the rest of the season.  It of course bit us in the arse when Fraser Forster got injured and just like last year, we had to use back up keepers who are nowhere near the required standard.  It’s the whole defence that suffers, not just the keepers themselves.

FRASER FORSTER had had a very impressive first season with a record number of clean sheets.  In a lot of those games he had had very little to do, such was the strength of our defensive play but when called upon, in the main he was there.  The miracle reaction save at QPR was a highlight, as was the performance at Arsenal in the League in a game we eventually lost in the last minute.  He’s not the finished article as he doesn’t dominate the box as well as he should for someone of his size. He is however, world class at getting in the way because he has great reactions and he's fucking massive.  The biggest howler this season was the goal conceded at Villa when he came charging out to clear a ball and Agbonlahor got there first and this seems to affect him regarding getting off his line.  Off the top of my head I remember that goal and maybe the one conceded in the 1-0 defeat by Swansea when he should have maybe done better but overall he’s been superb.  The difference in the defensive record before he was injured and after is massive and that really is all that you need to know.  Many (me included) wanted to see a fair fight between Fraser and King Artur for the keepers jersey but Koeman made hi choice and stuck to it and Fraser proved him right.

When Fraser knackered his knee clearing the ball against Burnley, all our past nightmares came back to haunt us but not straight away.  KELVIN DAVIS came on and was superb in that game but as is often the case with squad players, they prove that they are squad players for a reason.  The odd performance is decent, but give them a run of games and it all becomes clear.  We had a horrible defeat against Stoke when Superkelv misjudged a cross which came back off the bar and gifted Stoke a goal and whilst no one can blame a keeper for letting in penalties, his dives by instalments to try and stop both of Gomez’ penalties at Sunderland, were pretty lame.  In short and to be brutal – he’s never a Premier League keeper.  PAOLO GAZZANIGA was given a game against Leicester as Koeman decided he needed to see what he was like in a first team game and after 19 minutes he’d let in two goals, one which was almost entirely down to his shite clearance.  Gazza performed well in the 6-1 win over Villa but the same rule applies.  The cold hard truth is that neither of these keepers are good enough so we need to sign one for next season to both play the first half of the season and challenge Fraser for the Number 1 jersey when he’s fit again.  The other option is of course our USA international Cody Cropper.  All I can say about him is that he’s been in the squad for at least 2 years and he hasn’t got past the ancient Superkelv and the calamity prone Gazza in the pecking order so I naturally wonder if he’s any good.  UPDATE: Cropper isn’t any good as he’s not had his contract renewed.

FULL BACKS (CLYNE 8.5, BERTRAND 9, TARGETT 6)

The right back position has been the preserve of NATHANIEL CLYNE for virtually the whole season.  His performances have been such that he’s now the first choice England right back as he should have been all along.  This is not a great indictment of Roy Hodgson’s managerial skills as the senile old goat had tried a selection of centre backs at right back (Jones, Jagielka, Smallling, Chambers, Stones) and average “Big Club” players (Johnson and Flanagan) without success before he picked the natural.  Well done Roy.  Clyney started the season on fire and scored two great goals at Liverpool and Arsenal.  As the team fell away a bit as the season went on, he didn’t get forward as much which resulted in much sniping that he didn’t have his mind on it and was angling for a move.  To me he just looked like a player who was getting on with it and doing his job as a defender first and foremost.  He only has one year left on his contract so this summer will either see him sign a new one or move on.  I have high hopes that he’ll decide to stay.  As I write we have just received a derisory offer from Liverpool so it doesn’t look like it’s Champions League sides that are interested in signing him.  He’s already said that he’s happy here so you never know – stranger things have happened and he might stay.  Other incumbents at right back this year have been  Jason McCarthy (5 minutes when a game was already won), James Ward-Prowse (one cup game in which he was dreadful), Maya Yoshida (did a solid job but looks ridiculous when he tries to break forward down the wing) and Toby Alderweireld who had one game there and didn’t look great, despite this being the position he plays for the Belgian national side.

We signed RYAN BERTRAND on loan from Chelsea in the summer with a view to buy at the end of the season.  He replaced that overrated fat permanently injured twat who went to Man United.  Ryan meanwhile, was so good that we converted his loan to a permanent deal in January.  Having suffered the Chelsea Curse of being English and never getting a chance in the first team,  he seems to respond superbly to being a regular and will be the regular England left back next season after Hodgson has done the same as he did with Clyne and tried everyone else before realising that the best option plays for Southampton.  It has been a superb season for Bertrand who gets forward well and puts over superb crosses on a regular basis.  He also scores the odd goal and the right footed half volley against Palace was one of our better goals this season.  The biggest surprise to me has been how good his defensive play is as I always thought that was a bit ropey in the past and assumed that that was why he never got a game for Chelsea.  MATT TARGETT came in for a few games when Bertrand got sent off for hoofing that Swansea player up in the air and did OK.  He made a mistake which presented a goal to Man City at SMS but played well against Chelsea when he managed to convince the ref that he hadn’t trashed Fabregas and that he dived.  He also got injured at QPR, resulting in the stoppage time in which Sadio Mané scored the winner.  Seriously though, Targett is going to be a good player and with more confidence from playing occasionally in the Premier League, will develop his attacking game more.   Maya Yoshida filled in at left back with both Ryan and Matty out and looked like a fish up a tree.

CENTRE BACKS (FONTE 9, ALDERWEIRELD 8.5, YOSHIDA 7, GARDOS 6)

Being named as skipper at the start of the season seems to have helped add something extra to the game of JOSÉ FONTE.  It made me think that Nigel Adkins missed a trick when he names Lallana as his captain instead of José.  The new skipper has been different class all season and the outside world is now beginning to realise that he is the man who makes the defence.   If ever you needed proof of this then look at that shitbag who pissed off to Liverpool who has looked an absolute clown this season without José telling him what to do.  The Koeman influence has seen his play out of defence come on leaps and bounds and maybe the one mistake all year which led to a goal (van Persie backpass at SMS).  He won the players vote for Player of the Season… he won the supporters vote for Player of the Season… he should be in every team of the year from the Premier League.  Gary Cahill in the official team of the season.  Really?  Once Lovren joined up with his head in Liverpool, there was a question mark as to who would play alongside José until on transfer deadline day we signed  TOBY ALDERWEIRELD on loan from Atletico Madrid.   This was the best loan signing ever.  He’d just played in a Champions League Final and was a regular with the Belgian national team and we signed him for the year – not only that but with an option to buy for approximately £8 million.  If Carlsberg did transfer deals!  Putting it simply, the guy is different class.  He’s always in the right place due to exceptional reading of the game and can play anywhere, off both feet and basically do it all.  He’s not one for diving into last ditch tackles like Lovren was and the reason for that is that he’s in right place to start with.  He did suffer a few muscle injuries which explains why he didn’t win any Player of the Season votes and the only other downside is that the option to buy that we have can be bought out by Atletico which they are almost certain to do as he’s been so good that the big boys (and Fucking Spurs) fancy their chances.  I would donate parts of my anatomy to medical science before I’m dead to sign this guy on a four year contract.  Toby’s occasional absence has given MAYA YOSHIDA a couple of runs in the side and in the main he’s done well, proving a very good stand-in and also playing well enough for Koeman to throw the odd formation change and play 3 centre backs.  Towards the end of the season though, the mistakes began to creep in but he’s done enough to earn a new contract and as a squad player, that’s fine.  Also firmly in the squad player category is Romanian centre back, FLORIN GARDOS who arrived from Steaua Bucharest.  He had a few promising performances, ironically against the big boys.  It was against the more direct teams that he struggled as many have before when sampling English football for the first time.  Sheffield United away was a nightmare and he found himself with markedly reduced game time after his red card in that game.  He needs to man up a bit cos at time he looks like Tarzan and plays like Jane.  He a big powerful bastard but he doesn’t play like it and he needs to.  I hope he stays as I’ve seen a player in there and I wouldn’t be surprised if he improves massively next season.

DEFENSIVE MIDFIELD (SCHNEIDERLIN 8.5, WANYAMA 9, REED 6)

Following his pre-season meltdown, MORGAN SCHNEIDERLIN stayed with the club and got his head down straight away and was excellent throughout, anchoring the midfield and also getting forward and coming up with a few goals.  The fact that he improved again this season means of course that we are in for another summer of wondering if he’ll be with us this season and you have to say that the expectation is that he’ll be going.  As we’ve had a year to get used to the idea, I don’t think anyone would be giving him a hard time over it.  It makes me smile a bit that the big clubs aren’t falling over eachother to sign him and to me, it shows how clueless they are.  With the possible exception of Chelsea, he would improve the midfield of every one of the clubs that finished in the Top 4 this season.  His usual partner in crime in the centre of midfield is of course VICTOR WANYAMA.  As a pair they are superb but I’ve noticed an improvement in the pair of them this year when the other one has been out for whatever reason – they’ve both been capable of being equally effective when the other hasn’t been there.  Big Vic has come on massively this season, being much more with the pace of the Premier League and being so much more comfortable on the ball.  Gone are the aimless panicked passes to no one and he doesn’t get caught on the ball anymore.  He does seem to be the player who gets booked simply for being stronger than the opposition when the referees haven’t got a clue.  Arsenal away when he gave away about 20 free kicks for breathing on whichever lightweight midfielder came near him was the best/worst example of that.  We can deal with losing Morgan as long as we keep Big Vic but I have the distinct feeling that we’ll be facing up to him going as well next summer.  Making the odd appearance in the defensive midfield area was HARRISON REED who is not the new Paul Scholes, despite such compelling evidence as his hair colour and his height.  He’s a tenacious little terrier of a midfielder who is a constant pain to the opposition.  When he’s played this year he’s done very well but Ronald obviously doesn’t see him as quite ready for a prolonged run in the side and so he invariably gets left out after one or two games.  The one thing I thought Ronald got wrong this season was moving Alderweireld to midfield and thus weakening the defence, rather than playing Reed a bit more... not that Alderweireld isn’t good in midfield because he can do anything.  Next season i think we’ll see Reed play more but the biggest threat to that could be the potential signing of Jordy Clasie as there’s no way we’re going to see two 5 foot 5 players in the centre of midfield.

ATTACKING CENTRAL MIDFIELD (DAVIS 7, WARD-PROWSE 7)

It’s hard to know how to classify the midfielders who don’t play in the defensive positions but are not really wingers either.  Attacking central midfielders was the best I could come up with but it’s not a perfect description for with STEVEN DAVIS or JAMES WARD-PROWSE.  Playing where they do, in front of Morgan and Big Vic, they should be chipping in with 5 to 8 goals a season but they’ve contributed 1 penalty between them.  Davis started the season very well and when he plays well, the team functions very well and he looks untouchable as he hardly ever gives the ball away and is constantly closing down and forcing mistakes.  He just keeps it simple and does everything well.  He does have this habit from time to time of having a complete stinker where everything goes wrong but he’s had a good season overall... except for the lack of goals.  It’s becoming an epidemic now where he gets into a great position, gets the ball and doesn’t get it on target.  Most of the time you’re wondering if it’s actually gone for a goal kick or a throw-in.  The Spurs home game was horrible for this with three bad misses including sidefooting wide of a gaping goal from 10 yards.  It of course has to improve or there will come a point where zero goals will become a bit of a problem for him.  JWP has had a stop start but has started a fair few games when available.  He too is guilty of the crap shooting epidemic – most of the time he gets it on target but it’s like a back pass to the keeper.  The one exception was his penalty which he buried like Sir Rickie used to do.  He’s such a clean striker of the ball and his set pieces are getting better and better.  Needs to toughen up a bit in the tackle but next year is huge for him and I expect him to improve further.  A goal or two from set pieces at the start of next year and he’ll fly with the confidence that’ll bring.  If so, he’ll play for England before this time next year.

WINGER/FORWARD (MARKS FOR THE SEASON – TADIC 7, MANÉ  8.5, ELIA 5.5, DJURICIC 5)

DUSAN TADIC arrived with a decent reputation from Dutch football and as a replacement for the turncoat Lallana.  He has great vision and a wand of a left foot and the only question was whether he could adapt to the English game.  He certainly could and up until Christmas, his performances were different class.  As the decorations came down though, so did the level of his performances and he looked knackered which manifested itself in him constantly giving the ball away and his crossing accuracy falling from 80% to about 5%.  I am not Mr.Opta and have made these stats up but that was the perception I got anyway.  He flickered brightly in a couple of games towards the end of the season but then got an injury which required a lay off and rumour has it that he’d been carrying a groin injury since Xmas.  He did bring the excitement back to our penalty taking.  For years through Sir Rickie, Beatts and le God – we’ve had great penalty takers who you knew were going to score.  Dusan’s penalties are uniformly bloody awful.  It’s a miracle that he scored 2 out of 3 with both successes being bobbled down the middle for the keeper to just about dive out of the way. Again, he’ll be better for the experience of a season in English football, as will SADIO MANÉ.  The fickle nature of the Saints fan was illustrated well with Sadio.  He started well, then tailed off and looked a liability, before becoming our best attacking player in the 2^nd half of the season.  For me, in the first few games he proved he was up to it and was always going to emerge from the ‘1^st season’ dip in form that everyone seems to have.  When played through the middle he’s been electric and a nightmare for defenders and there was no better sight this season as watching Terry and Cahill struggling to contain him in both matches against Chelsea this season.  The 3 minute hat-trick against Villa was amazing to witness as well and let’s hope he plays the majority of his football in the central areas next season and not out on the wing.  Picking up a player like this from Austrian football for less than £10 million is an absolute masterstroke. 

Not so effective were the loan signings for this position. ELJERO ELIA looked the business in his debut at Old Trafford and up at Newcastle when he scored twice but he’s contributed very little since.  He has all the skills and pace but seems to get lost and not deliver anything worthwhile.  Showed a good set piece delivery in one game as well but I guess it depends on who else we can get as to whether he’s here next season.  With a fee of £400,000 being mentioned, I certainly think it’s worth a gamble – the ability is there and I trust Koeman to decide if Elia can be more consistent.  FILIP DJURICIC is very similar to Elia in that he has the ability but can he actually translate that into anything useful on the pitch?  I think a couple of things are going to count against him and they are that Benfica appear to want quite a hefty fee for him and that he’s incredibly similar to Tadic and that’s not just the fact they’re both Serbs.  The Liverpool home game was his chance to do something special but he went to ground instead of shooting in the first 30 seconds.  If he’d scored then, the loan spell might have been a lot more productive for him and Saints.  Personally, unless Benfica are asking less than £1 million for him, I’d pass.

STRIKERS (PELLÈ 8.5, LONG 7)

Koeman took a risk at the start of the season on a player he had at Feyenoord who had only ever scored goals in Dutch football.  In a season where everything has been pretty positive, the main annoyance for me has been the stick that GRAZIANO PELLE has got from some of our fans.  There have been many payers over the years who I haven’t liked but what good does it do to barrack them?  In Graziano’s case, all you’re doing is showing your gross ignorance.  Starting with the obvious – he had the pressure of taking over from Sir Rickie Lambert, he’s our top scorer, he’s central to our attacking style of play enabling us to go short and long, he never hides, he’s playing his first season in England, he’s played in every game so must be knackered, he’s mostly played up front on his own.  Shall I go on?  OK… he’s scored 12 goals in the league and 4 in the cups and all from open play as he doesn’t take penalties or free kicks.  He’s also been very unlucky this season, hitting the post about 6 times.   Personally I think he’s been fantastic.  Sure he had a lean run in front of goal but as with Mané and Tadic, there’s always a dip in that first season in England.  He’s obviously an emotional sort and you could tell that the barren run was getting to him but he so obviously desperately wants to do well.  Also – he’s a big beautiful bastard as we all know.  For me, the overhead kick against QPR should have been goal of the season but my personal favourite goal of the season was the header against Spurs and we have to work to get more decent crosses in to him next season.  That cross against Spurs was provided by SHANE LONG who had the season that everyone knew he’d have.  He scored about 5 or 6 goals, was a pain in the arse to defenders who wanted time on the ball, was in and out of the side, sometimes looks like he can’t control a ball at all, did the odd brilliant thing like the goal against Villa and missed a load of chances.  I’ve always felt that he’s better as a sub rather than a starter but he’s a great player to have with his willingness to play through the middle and from either wide position.  He’ll have the challenge next year of trying to get time on the pitch with the increased involvement of J-Rod but overall, it’s been a solid season for him and you can see why he’s a crowd favourite wherever he goes.

ALSO RANS

JACK CORK (7/10) was sold to Swansea in the January window which was a shame but not surprising.  He’s a really good player and it appears he moved because he wanted more football.  He’s moved to a good club who both play the right way and will give him that opportunity.  There was no animosity towards Jack as he’d left for the right reasons and not gobbed off.  He left that to his Dad who is a classic example of why older people shouldn’t use Twitter.  Scored a couple of goals this season and looked good in a more advanced role than usual.  We really could have done with keeping him as he would have got quite a few games towards the end of the season though the ‘Corky Lottery’ game to guess which seat in the crowd Jack would hit with his shot has been handed over to Steven Davis.

GASTON RAMIREZ played about half an hour before being loaned out to Hull for the season where he did his usual in flitting in and out of the team and ultimately delivering not a lot.  It would have been interesting to see him stay this season to see if he could do it in a side that wasn’t struggling but by now, I think we all know that the answer would have been ‘no’. He’ll be in the last year of his contract now and I would anticipate us taking any offer north of a couple of million for him.  A talent but ultimately a waste.

JAKE HESKETH emerged from nowhere to get picked to start a game at Burnley as an attacking midfielder.   I’ve got a 10 year old son who looks older than Jake but nonetheless, Jake played, kicked the keeper, got booked and then got taken out in a revenge tackle and had to go off, not appearing for the first team again this season.  Koeman obviously saw something in him to throw him in so he’s one to watch with interest.

JAY RODRIGUEZ & SAM GALLAGHER have both been injured all season.  We knew Jay would be out for the majority of it but that’s been compounded by Sam’s absence as well as he (in case you’d forgotten) made appearances in about 18 games in 2013/14.  The absence of this pair meant the workload on Graziano Pellè was much higher than it should have been and though Sam made it back to play for the Under 21s before the season ended, including scoring the winner in the U21 Cup Final, he didn’t make the first team aside from one non-playing appearance on the bench.  Jay probably could have played the last two games of the season but I think it was wise no to play him and these two are our first new signings of the summer.

JACK STEPHENS & JORDAN TURNBULL are our two young centre backs who spent the season out on loan at League 1 Swindon Town which ended up in failure in the playoff final.  Great experience for the pair though and they appear to be quite highly thought of.  They are bucking the trend with the Saints still seeing a future for them but sending them out on loan.  The idea is apparently for them to go on loan to a Championship club for next season an see how they get on there but I wouldn’t be surprised to see Stephens (as the higher rated of the two) being in our squad.

Ladies and Gentleman, I give you ….(drumroll!!!... The Saints Academy…. DOMINIC GAPE, JASON MCCARTHY, LLOYD ISGROVE & RYAN SEAGER all got on the pitch for merely minutes this season with Gape & McCarthy totalling about 2 minutes between them.  Gape was very short in the centre of midfield and McCarthy ran around a lot at right back.  McCarthy was on the bench quite a lot in the first half of the season which as interesting because I guess he wouldn’t have been had Stephens and Turnbull not been out on loan.  As captain of the Under 21’s, it appears that the club think quite highly of him..  The Academy rolls on.  Seager is attracting a lot of attention as he rattles in goals at a decent rate.  In his first team league appearance though he was thrown on and barely got a touch of the ball, bringing comparisons with Billy Sharp.  His goalscoring record for the Under 21’s means that we should keep an eye on him though and you’d rather rely on him that a certain African striker we have.  Lloyd Isgrove looked 4 foot 6 but decent, when he got on the pitch but another season has gone by without him making a real breakthrough and he’s about 23 now.  Loaned out to League 1 level and I can’t help but think that this is where he’ll ultimately end up.

DANI OSVALDO is of course, a scumbag, wrapped inside a bastard with a large quantity of dickhead thrown in and some fuckwit sprinkled on top.  There are no words sufficient for this guy.  We could have done with him this season as an extra striker and he undoubtedly has ability but he’s a complete shitbag and at 29, he’s never going to change.   He was at Boca Juniors in Argentina for most of this season but they can’t afford him and amidst stories of spousal abuse and various other stuff, they don’t want to sign him permanently.  It’s hard to predict how it’ll end for Dani but he’s more likely to end up in prison than on a field in a Saints shirt again.  We should pay up the remaining two years of his contract just to get rid or maybe we can find a way to sack him which would ultimately be more satisfying.

EMMANUEL MAYUKA!!! No stop it. 3 years… fuck all…. Better than Osvaldo though as he hasn’t beaten anyone up.  He however, won’t make it in the Premier League as long as he has a hole in his arse.